. . . had the makings of a masochist righout the gate

    Out the gate?

                           What?

At birth

At birth you were a masochist?

                                 You realize only very recently, last century, that babies weren’t anaesthetized for surgery, physicians thought them undeveloped, didn’t feel pain.

Some assholeshuh  Like animals don feel pain

                                                        Pricks  As Ive said  old white men science needs to die

But I digress

Yes.

       At birth. Out the gate. You were a masochist.

   How?

Ill tellya

           You know  probably an old wives tale  Old wives tales need to dieI digress Doctors would hold newborns by their ankles an crackem on the ass

I’ve heard.

Doc cracked me on the ass

 

    What?

I didnt cry

You didn’t cry.

I didnt

            So he cracked me again

Anagain

My mother croaked Crack him again.

Holding me up high like a fish by the tail lookin me in the face  stunned  he said

                                                                                         No.  He’s fine.

He’s breathing.

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