writing an email to his nephew his nephews wife he signed off  smiles . . .

                                                                                looked up at the screen

Ooh eesh thas not good

he typed

           smiles  uncel Joe

laughed his ass off

                            Uncel  Ya kiddin me

he corrected it  uncle Joe

after sending the email he texted his brother his nephew his brothers son

  :  :  you realise how close “uncle” is to “incel”  one crazy vowel off

figured his brother could relate because he was evidently admittedly a Wordle fanatic played it on his smartphone

               You ought to try it. You have an Apple, yeah?

I do though Ive had my daughter dumb it down to requisites I find necessary on a cellphone

Requisites?

I understand thas more than five letters  Kind of like the three Rs we grew up with reading riting rithmetic

The thing makes calls receives calls can text receive text can take a pic receive a pic DONE

Yeah, but it can do so much more.

It coud if it wasnt neutered

Neutered.

Yasaid it brother

 

  :  :  Interesting observation. How’d you recognize that?

  :  :  Emailed your boy signed off uncel. Wasn’t a leap.

  :  :  And why are you likening uncel to incel?

  :  :  Last time you had sex?

 

  :  :  There is that.

  :  :  And you have a wife

  :  :  There is that.

  :  :  And my girlfriend moved to Montana . . . two years ago

  :  :  There’s that.

  :  :  See the relationship?

  :  :  We’re incels?

  :  :  Kinda.  At least I’m not in a relationship with an AI bot.

  :  :  I’m not either.

  :  :  I didn’t want to assume.

  :  :  Fuck you.

 

they were Irish twins                                  

2002,  Tuesday,  21  1. 26

1339,  Wednesday,  21  1. 26