there are tools  and then there are gimmicks

   there are doctors

                         then  there are snake oil hawkers

has a wellheeled buddy

                             who cant tell the difference between any of the above so acquires them all

    until

their novelty weears off

 

What do you think of this? showed him a mod wristband

                                                              he remembered when his girls were young they used to braid colouredstring and beadsfashioned him bracelets

                                                                    maaan  if he didnt sport them

boss told him they were unprofessional  Lose them.

    Who do you think youre talking to

flinched     recovered  I said they’re unprofessional.

Tell tha to the people Ive brought onboard this companyAsk

                                                                   You don  I will

An Ill tell them whaya said

                                     Who  the  hell  do you think you are

 

. . . Wha is it

They’re called WHOOP/AURA Straps.

WHOOP for fitness optimization.

AURA  Physique and hydration tracking.

Tracks how I sleep too.

 

    And 

And since Ive begun wearing it you wouldn’t believe how well my numbers have been going.

A I

What?

A I aided

I don’t know, probably, imagine, I don’t know.

                                                          I don’t know.

A I programmed to   flatter you

I don’t thin . .

. . You don  know

Lemme put it this wayprobably shoud have said this

                                                                 Encouraging you

Woudya go with  encouraging you

I would.

    Ohkay  You run with tha

Ill run with flattery

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Lynn Anderson  Flattery Will Get You Everywhere  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN76Itsfmo