Theres really no reason for women to
turn around face their excrement readassess
their health
Unlike men
They don stand to urinate
Theyre seated for either
Which can probably explain why theyre
unfamiliar with a phantom shit
Unlike
men
And you’re tellin’ me this why?
I thought itd be a good segue explanation as I intended to elicit your thoughts on the subject
A phantom shit.
Ja
Youre a woman
A little help from my friend
Never.
Never ever
Never’s
pretty explicit.
Ja
And if I may.
Kiddo
Ya don need permission to speak
about anythingone thing or another just open your mouth an say
No one has ever relatedno man . ever . has
related the . . . she laughed . . . nonexistent . . the . apparently . .
infamous . phantom . shi . .
. . Don make fun of it
When it happens its
disconcerting
Makes one think tha maybe a turd ought to have a blunt end so ones
asshole snapsaudibly
snapped
his fingers shut
Yaknow what I think?
Ja
Id love to hear whaya think
I think this wasn’t necessary to bring
up with me.
I wanted to
Might say I was hopin
this cursory conversation might compel you to ask aroundask other women bout it
Seriously?
I just asked
she smiled knew
she was firing off her huge dimplescrushing him making him starryeyed she bellylaughed
Yeah.
I don’t think so.
Youre leavin it to me
I can’t think of anyone better suited for the job.
Ill be askin your girl friends
Its gonna get back to you
Ill plead nolo contendere.
Look at you
Latin
Osculum meum asinum
You’re not baiting memust have forgotten
I was raised a devout Catholic.
You
bury your face in mine.
Sonofabitch
Sharp cookie
Your sharp cookie
2100, Thursday,
10 7. 25
1442, Saturday,
19 7. 25
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osculum meum asinum: kiss my ass
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