he saw a rugby match years ago
doesnt know the game wouldnt follow it
a chosen ignorance
wasnt a
sports fan in any meaningful way
followed pro football highlights Sundays
via YouTube couldnt tolerate commercials to watch entire
games the sole exception Super Bowl Stanley Cup play-offs
but he knew a guy who did who play a few college games before injured
his old
man told him No
more.
unlike him
he listened to his old man
he did however follow a local team attended
their matches
I drank beers and enjoyed the female
fans.
When was that
After graduating college. I summered in Idaho then returned to begin my teacher’s credentials.
I'd say twentytwo three, till almost thirty.
Rugby played in the Fall
Yes. In the Fall.
Our local team was
awfully good.
So A fan
I playe . .
.
. Until No
No matter. I played.
I understood
the game, the strategy.
Given your tendencies Id guess you held
forth on the sidelines insinuated yourself told old war stories
However
limited
peeved I
played.
I know the game. You don’t.
Nor
do I care to
Strikes me you were there for the women
Not just the women.
Hang out with players
No.
I understandif my memory serves me
correct The female fans
They had a nickname
They did.
Wasnt really flattering
Not very origina . .
.
. It stuck.
You wanna tell me you had nothing to do
with it youre an inveterate nicknamer
Or
Or what?
The nickname wasnt a widely known
It waswha you calledem
They were called ruggerhuggers.
I thought it was pretty clever.
And
And what?
Address my accusation
And because I always saydon leave people
hangin on what they think I thought
Kinda crude
Ruggerhugger leans in towards
carpet Rug I
understand rugger rugby
Rug Carpet
Carpet huggers
Carpet
munchers
An Gawd blessem
if rugby players go down Although the as dictionaries would cite thas crude vulgar offensive slang descriptive
of lesbians which is a pile of horseshit
because a woman going down on a woman may just have been curiosity
Ive known a lot of curious women
Theyve admitted it
Their just deserts
Favour was returned
The nickname wasnt widely known
Though you thought clever
Thaswha you calledem
They werent wearin emblazoned tshirts sweatshirt
Proudly
Ruggerhuggers
They wer . .
.
. Youre fibbin
he laughed and his laughter went on and on and veered a
tad toward hysterical as rugbys face darkened
fibbin was awfully preposterous
he couldnt say hes ever used
it before
had
read it
not said it
hilarious
the glowering grewwent on and on
and on
obviously fomented by fib by formidable
fuckin glee
Rugby walked off
Sunday
afternoon, 6 7. 25
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