So wheres tha tree you were cutting on thaya texted me I recognised the fence but coudnt place it

It’s out front near the house. A plum tree.

You really chopped it

Not chop, it’s called pollarding.

Does tha kill the tree

No no.  I cut it back because I thinkI believe, that’s where rats are finding their way up onto the house and into the attic.

Rats in the attic

                   Not mice

Rats.

Thawas emphatic

You may recall, I’ve been fightin . .

. . Last two years

Two yearsyeah and before.

 

Whell

         Sppose one shoudnt underestimate the will of a rat

Is it fair to say you have

   Are you trying to be funny?

No

     A rat does wha a rat does wha a mouse does wha birds do wha   fack  you do for tha matter

Anme

Smart you included yoursel . .

. . Excuse me for interrupting

                                   We are all Gods children

But some of us think were better than the rest

Im not one ofem

   You don’t have rats in your attic.

I don have an attic

                     Yare sounding First World bro First World problems Yamight want to embrace it an your fortune to have a house

An rats

Why do I talk to you?you’re a pain in the ass.

Because I try my best to keep you grounded remind you of your entitlement which you have to be reminded of because you don think you are

Anya are

Im sobering

 

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