Oh honey! Stop!

                  Did you step in something bring it into the house?

Did I Mommie?

Did you wipe off your shoes before coming in?

he looked sheepish

                      No, no I didn’t.

Alright. Here. she held her hand out to him led him back outside from the kitchen Where were you playing, in the garden?

Yes, Mommie.

Okay. We’ll sit at the picnic table. Would you get a stick for me.

Yes, Mommie.

he returned with a green stick

Sit. Take off your shoes.

he pulled the bows free he had only learn three weeks earlier to tie his shoes lifting his footturning his knee out to put his ankle on his knee  Oooh, that smells.immediately put his foot back down on the grass.

                                                                                              It stinks, Mommie.

You can smell it now.

Yes.

    suppressing a smile  Okay.  Unlace your shoes a bit an slip them off.

the stink incentivised himhe did it quickly

she broke the stick handed him half

                                       We’ll do this together. Watch me . .

. . Do I have to?

I told you to stay out of the garden.    Yes.  You have to.

she slipped her hand inside his shoe and held it up

he did likewise

turning her wristturning the shoe over in the treads the sole the heel wet stinky turds

he did likewise and retched

Don’t breathe through your nose.

retched again tears in his eyes

                                  Okay, okay Mommie.

Now dig it out. she showed him And wipe the stick off on the catalpa leaves. she said as she dug a heel out Like this.

he mirrored her

                    Is it poop?

Yes, honey.

Doggie poop?

No no. it was It’s things called Ivan Raiklin Sid Rosenberg David Rem Grant Cardone Tucker Carlson an another we do not pronounce.

Repeat after me. making it a game for her son I. R.

I. R.

S. R.

S. R.

D. R.

D. R.

G. C.

G. C.

T. C.

T. C.

      And  she made a terrible facestuck her tongue out like a Maorian warrior  growl AWWWW.

he made a face stuck out his tongue and AWWWWed

AWWWW.

AWWWW.

AWWWW.

AWWWW.

               they laughed

and continued to dig the turds out of his shoes

Now.  Please.    Stay out of the garden, honey.

Yes, Mommie.

                Thank you for helping me.

You’re welcome, beautiful boy.

Sunday,  27  10. 24

1507,  2sday,  29  10. 24

ex-president  https://newrepublic.com/post/187578/donald-trump-first-call-election-fraud-conspiracies

Ivan Raiklin  https://newrepublic.com/post/187566/donald-trump-ally-cheat-electors-north-carolina

Sid Rosenberg  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B7AhB2DfDg

David Rem  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-rally-david-rem-msg-b2636545.html

Grant Cardone  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMwVQNLy3jU

Tucker Carlson  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq2Fje4rH_c

Sunday,  27  10. 24  https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/27/us/trump-msg-rally.html

John Lennon  Beautiful Boy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB5KwxPwQj8

Jon Stewart  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOLqSUK0eBM&t=4s