. . . we don’t have a water fountain at work.

Worked most of my life outdoors Carried two glassgallon containers in the car to job sites

Summertime Finished them both before coming home Well-hydrated before hydration became the cunt it is today

Everybody sucking something

A water cooler

No. You’d think.

I said

You have to bring your own. Unfortunately. Often I run out of the house without.

Accountability Shes a bitch 

                                 Then wha

Thirsty I go next door. A convenient store. I buy a can of water.

Can

      Water comes in cans

Yes.

      You wouldn’t know because you don’t get out much.

Nor would I buy a can a bottle of water bubbled or not

No you would not.

No

So I buy a can. You wanna guess what the water’s called?

Water

The brand.

I know Crystal

You’re creative. If you were labeling water what would you name it?

Fuck if I know

Close.

he laughed

              Fuck if I know water 

I’m tellin’ ya. Close.

It’s called Liquid Death.

Does it taste like water

Doesn’t water taste like water.

Yah

     Howbout Washed My Ass with It water Stirred It with My Cock water Douched with It water

If bubbled, probably big sellers.

                                  What’s that water taste like?  Ass.

Theres the reason weve been good friends for decades Despite opposite sexes

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