. . . you really ought to come, I’ll pop.

it was a genuine offer  a generous offer

                                          Thank you  but no thanks

No.  Really?

No thank you I don like to be touched

For someone as sexual as . .

. . Let me rephrase

                     Saveya some time

he adjusted his glasses on his face

                                      Can’t wait to hear this.

   Theres only certain people I want to touch me

                                                    A masseuse or masseur monsieur  No

Enjoy Knock yourself out   I do appreciate the generous offer though  Thank you

You don’t know what you’re missing.

No I don

         Wittgenstein  Whereof thereof

Jesus.

        You get a lot of mileage off that.

Between you an I

                   Though usually when trying to bring you to bay when you oughta shaddup

Howsit work

Work?

Is there a menu

It’s a massage.

A menu

          Wha they offer wha it costs

Oh, I see. Yes.

Maybe stayaway from Item Number Eight without copious lubricant

Item eight? What the hell you talking about?

Near the bottom

                 Like Googling  believe you usually take from the top

   Hmmm.  Now that you mention it.

Like at restaurants  yaknow whaya want an rarely peruse the entire menu  Ive watched you

So what’s, I’ll play, what’s item eight?

Id recommend a masseuse

I always have a woman do me.

On the right path babe  Smaller hands smaller fingers

Yes. A woman.

                What’s eight?

A vigorous prostate massage

434preferred,  Saturday,  1  6. 24

1153,  Thursday – 80th Anniversary of D-Day,  6  6. 24

Paul Simon  Slip Slidin’ Away  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA