26.4.24

. . . a vibrator Granville called it a percuteur However why a British physician woud give his device a French name means firing pin he chuckled I love this shit is beyond me  unless of coarse he might have been having a bit of fun at the expense of the Frenchwho can say

eyes rolling What brought this on?

   On  Really

still rolling Really.

Lemme think     Aah
                         Synched with Queen you sangalbeit quietly Im in love with my bidet
Was I?
You were  Yes
                  But I think it has more to do with stimulating your perineum than cleaning your ass
No.

   Yes Nothing wrong with tha who doesnt enjoy a good tonguelashing of their perineum
But wha aboot my balls

What?

Ahboot my balls

he laughed
             Your balls? What about ‘em?

Done with the bidet I imagine theyre sparkly waterybits gleaming by dawns early light  Aerosoled arseconsoled
What are you talking about?
Aboot my balls
                  Woudnt want toilet paper clinging Unsightly

Who would see?
                  Use a towel.

A washcloth

A washcloth.

Laundry

You’re cleaner.

More laundry

Yes.

   So you were unclean until recently

Not unclean.

Smeared

I wouldn’t say thatI’ll tell you what man.
                                              Try it.

Like Mikey Ill like it

shook his head  Maybe not. Because you’re a huge pain in the ass.
                                                                       I like it.
   You buy it

   No.  My wife did.


Ah

0942,  Thursday,  11  4. 24
0943,  Reggaefriday,  26  4. 24
Beach Boys  Good Vibrations   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

Mikey  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw9vCyhUgaY

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