etc. doesnt please him

etcetera

          hes cool

recently a friend texted him geol figured he ought to be able to deduce what he meant

  :   :  What is geol?

he texted back  :  :  geology.

  :  :  Are you so lazy that you have to save three keystrokes? Jeez.

he despised IL had been Ill. he wrote Illinois  Ind. was Indiana as he wrote it then IN  Ohio didnt have a three character abbreviation likely his friend may have written Ohi then it became OH

didnt buy intodidnt dig abbreviations nicknames

                                                    any more than acronyms

friend texted  :  :  BS

he replied  :  :  Bachelor of Science? balance sheet? bill of sale? British standard? bowel sounds? breath sounds? bitchslappin him Bishop Suffragan?  

  :  :  What the hell? Why do you have to be so difficult?

  :  :  Why don’t you write what you mean? Each BS I wrote is legit.

  :  :  Bullshit.

  :  :  Ah.

  :  :  You’re not going to say?

  :  :  What?

  :  :  Bishop Suffragan.

  :  :  BS  Aw, a bitch huh?   Look it up.

etcetera

          late Middle English  Latin from et “and” and cetera “the rest”

usually at the end of a list that is too tedious or cliched to give in full

                                                                        rabid Marketing fine print at the bottom of the page

Bub Got a magnifying glass

For what?

The fine print

Ohplease, you’re not really going to read it.

Oh Okay  Ill take it

You haven't signed. You can't have it until you've signed.

Oh  Okay Whadoes it say

You have to read it.

Have you read it

I’m not the purchaser.

Oh  Okay   Yawanna sell it to me Read it to me

                                                         thawas the kind of prick he was being made out to be

not that he minded it one iota

                                not one

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2355,  Saturday