Aw  Blow me

               he could feel his disgust rolluproil his bowels like a greasyshit needing to be excreted

   You really have a hard time with tha doncha

YES muthafucker mariachi

                             If I want your two cents Ill ask

Whoa  Calm down buckoo

                             Calm   Down  You don want to stroke over a damn leafblower

   Youre rightyoure right   Youre right

he could feel tension at the base of his skullhis shoulders tightentrying to reach the other behind his back

Not good  Not a good look

Peeved

Understatement

Yah

      Leafblowers are among tha pantheon with caralarms going off unmolested people laying on their horn because the car ahead of them didnt bust out when the light changed like a dragster on a dragstrip

Dare I

   Wha

Thas a drag

he shook his head but a smallsmile escaped runacross his face

There  Saw it

               Thas more like it

Jesus A drag   How moronic

Just tryin to give you a glimmer of wha lies beneath tha handsome face of yours

More moronic

Aim to please

                 Im a newcomer I don know your history

You just stumbled aboard

Goinby I heard gasps catcalls boos whistles howls  Sounded like a strip joint on an awfully good night

I remember They didnt think Id spring Chippendales onem A tough gig keepin heshes an shehes on their toes

   The leafblower

Unnecessary

              Get a fuckin rake get a broom break a sweat   Quietly

Fuckin noise disrupts my qi chi

                                 Not to be confused with quiche no matter tha real men don eat it

Real men

Satire Knockin masculine stereotypes early 80s a funny book

                                                                  Because men ought to learn to laugh at themselves have a great whowhowhowhowho at their expense

Messes with my chi

The noise

And the fact  the fact tha manual labour isnt enjoyed  places denied where one goes while labouring

                                                                                                            Sweat  Sensual

I can appreciate the necessity of machinery

But blow your lawn or drive

I think you said it

Yes

Blow me                                                                                                      

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