sometimes yaget more than ya bargain for

                                              he hadnt bargained

fell into his lap

We ought to facetime.

Heard of it

              I don think so

Why not? I’d be nice to see your face.

Yaknow wha my face looks like

Yes, yes I do.

               But it’d be so nice to be able to see you while we talk.

I didnt like Skyping

You didn’t give it a chance.

Three three strikes an yer out

                                 I tried it didnt like it

But that was before.

Whas changed Still a two-dimensional representation

                                                          Im three-dimensional  No thank you

Are you facetiming me?

Am I

Looks like it.

I might have hit somethinWHY did you do tha

So we can facetime.

she was as beautiful as when he saw her in the flesh three weeks prior but this representation wasnt flesh

                                                                                                        I really don like this

Give it a chanceplease.

                            Gimme a second. Traffic was nutsI’m home later than I thought.  Lemme get comfortable.

she set the phone down 

he saw ceiling

I’m on speaker, you can still talk to me.

   Nice ceiling

You’re a real prince nice ceiling.   How was your day? Keep your nose clean? Didn’t provoke anyone?

No provocations You got me wrong

                                       I encourage people

Encourage?

Yes

Like encouraging your sister?

he was gobsmacked You heard about tha

I did.

Hey how comfortable do you need to be

Hushit.

Your ceiling isnt tha interesting  Mebbe if it wasnt sprayed if it was textured plaster with a trow . .

. . Nobody does tha anymore.

Anthas a shame A lost art

Don't change the subject, we're talking about your sister.

You were Im looking at your ceiling

Just another minute. You want me to be comfortable for our first facetime.

I made a mistake how beat the hell out of him

I ran into your sister. That’s how I know.

Is there nothing sacred . .

. . Between women . . no. Men are secretkeepers until they’re incentivised . . . paid enough.

Ill not refute tha

No you’ll not. So her birthday is coming up and she mentioned the yardman coming to trim her tre . .

. . Knock yourself out

You told her . . maybe he could trim her bush.

I did

      She refused to laugh she told me she wasnt going to encourage me  But thas wha I do  Tell me wha I can do to encourage you to stop me from having to look at your ceiling

   Tell me I’m pretty.

Yare pretty

she turned the phone at herself

Thank Goddess

   Thank Goddess, how cute are you?

Not as attractive as you  Comfortable

Yes. Thank you.

                  I’m comfortable. I opened a bottle of wine. You have something to drink?

I can

I’ll go with you. Lemme guess.

                                 A beer, shot of whisky.         

Very good though not original  Whaelse woud a polack drink

Not wine.

No Not that

             One sec the beer sighed as he pulled its tab  An were off  A good day babe

Another day in the salt mines.

 

they talkedimbibed nearly an hour

                                         So I gotta ask . . you think you’re coming around?

No  Im humouring you this once

This once . . nooo

                    she dropped the phone

it bounded off the plush bedroom carpeting flipped oncelanded glaring up

she wore only a tshirt

no panties

trimmed up nicely

pussy shaved  a nifty articulated chevron

   Mighty sweet grrl  yatryin to encourage me

 

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