hed heard some bizarre claims to fame over the years 

                                                         How about you? I shared.

I honestly havent a claim

Come on, brushed shoulders with wellknowns, celebrities . .

. . Not much of a claim

Certainly is . .

. . If someones impressedperhaps infatuated by stars celebrities I think theyre no different than anyone else just another someone A postman server librarian  Nothing more

You have to be kidding. 

                         the solemnity in their face 

it took everything he had not to crack a smilegouts of laughter would follow he managed sober 

                                                                                                    Im not kidding Im not impressed Wanna impress me Put your pants on differently than I do   Levitate Now you have my attention

Which still woudnt fashion mecolour me fan

I don’t believe you.

I don care 

best two bizarre claims said to his face

one in Minnesota

one California

they stumbled over themselves to get it out 

                                               an as they did swelled like hot air balloons

My girlfriend she slept with Bob Dylan.

Yah

Yes. Pretty cool huh?

Been where Bobbys was

                           in his head flashed Kilroy peeking over a wallscrawled on it  KILROY WAS HERE  he was sure to keep his distance  guy was more than a little annoyedupset he wasnt impressed

Cali

same deal

met a guy at a beach party 

blew a joint

he leaned back on his blankethad rolledup his towel to be able to continue to watch the waveshad a boogieboard and the healthy girls frolicking in the shallows

                                            Thank you Thawas tasty   A very pleasant high 

You bet.

           Understand you’ve only been out here a few months.

Yah

Been south? LA? Hollywood?

No 

    No interest

No interest?

Have an aversion to big cities Spent far too long in Chicago Aside from museums art ya coudnt make me make a trip

I like LA. I met my girlfriend at a club there.  You’ll never guess.

I wont

No man, you’d never guess.

I woudnt

Guess.

Yasaid I woudnt

I’ll tellya.

Youd have to

My girlfriend had sex with Steve Miller, man, Steve Miller Band. Cool huh?

he didnt care for his music though he didnt say

Kinda makes me . . famous.

How so.

We had sex with the same girl our tastes are similar.

he didnt want to meet his girlfriend the waves pickedup Hey man excuse me Im boogieing Talk to you in a bit sprinting down to the waterslipped between the women playing in the water

they could have his cooler blanket towel flips 

                                                he had his keys

 

Twists  hed yet to meet a freak chick who confided in him

                                                               Thankgawd

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