does a bear shit in the woods

does a bar 

thought his sister was being raped  rushed into the woods shot her assailantWhat did you do whadid ya do?

Do?   I saved you. I came arunnin’. I heard your screams. I . .

. . Youanidiot.  I werent screamin’ for my life, was screamin’ felt so damn good. 

                                                                                       Ya better bury ‘im. 

he did 

        carved into a nearby tree  D. Boone CillED A BAr 

he shit wherever he had to 

                             shat in woods jungles in rank twolane highway gas stations where he stood on the porcelain squatdeeply under him surly stinking stews  did as he learned in Nam  never came across a Vietnamese who bitchedbout hemorrhoids  there had to be something to it

made sensewas good practise 

                                he recommended it to new bars who arrived incountry not knowing their risk  war wasnt going well  officers fragged  but they were youngagile  Boots on the toilet sir squat thaway least got a chance  You can hurl yourself back up an over the partition  put it between you an the blast 

                                                                                 Anif I were you ya find out who Shoot em

Write a letter home  Lie

he shat in bluecoloured honey huts  infested with black widows  once a rattler that didnt strikeonly wanted out  shat in creakin old wood outhouses 

                                 whenhe had to go hehad to go 

seems itd go for women too

                              although he understoodlearned that a majority didnt much care tohis girls didnt care to when they were little  held them by their thighs above the rim above the warm miasma  they steadied themselvesheld two heapinhandfuls of his hair  reason why he wore it longer

in their teens their disdainresentment for them grew taller than they were  No way, I’m holding it. You find a restaurant real quick.

Theres a gas sta . .

. . Restaurant.

Jesus

years later they confided it was more than needing a toilet  it had been their time of the month

Why didntya just say

It’s embarrassing.

The hell its natural

Not really Dad, not really.

Idve thought you bein my kids youd have a good healthy attitude about it

Good healthy?

Yah 

       Ohshit  Tell me ya didnt let it stop you from making love 

What?

Ohmygawd  I ought have tests done yamay not be mine  For tha matter your mothers  It made for slickslippery fun Only drag was cleaningup afterwards the bedding

Oh my God Dad. 

No you don get to awmygawd meNope  No way

That’s unsanitar . . 

. . Christ its only blood  I eat my steaks blackanblue   Ate my women too 

                                                                               Auditioned to be Bozo the Clown 

I know on one hand    Huh  Though Id have to include myself to make a majority  whod want a straw to dip into an sip the Big Gulp

thatbout flipped em

after midnight during a hot bath,  Thursday,  15  6. 23

1134, Thursday