Awcomon man Yare so full of shit you think tha gives you license
I’m telling you, my urologist
suggested it to me.
Out of the blue
No.
I asked him.
Coerced him Woudnt let it go
I wouldn’t say that.
Yare an attorney You deposed the man
I wouldn’t say that.
Im saying it Yare argumentative without seeming so subtle verysubtle Inevitably you try to bring things around to
your perception
Sorry babe got my eyes
closed Ive listened to you all evening You can fool some of the people but not me
Yare selfish
Your urologist write you a
prescription
Don’t be ridiculous. a little heat under the
collar
Whayave posed is ridiculous Reminds me of a story guy I worked with wanna hear it
I think you want to tell it.
the three other guys leaned they were siding with esquirethought his horseshit
sounded legit
I do I also have a recommendation for you when I
conclude
Well then, pray tell.
Thank you
I worked with this guy
Larry moving furniturefunny guy yagotta be funny to move furniture day-in an day-out Im funny
You are.
Thank you
So Larrys wife didnt want
to have children just yethe didnt either so she suggested he get a vasectomy theyre
reversible as opposed to having her
tubes tied an untied the surgery more
trauma an a reversal then dicey
I don know how tha works these
days
Makes sense.
Perfect sense Larry concurs Who doesnt like concurring Counselor
I like to concur when I can.
Good Were still on the same page
Afterwards he has to return
to the clinic with ejaculate or ejaculate at the clinic into a specimen jar Funny guy When the nurse walked him back to a room he thought she was going to
give him a handjob he said to me Had I known that I would have had a vasectomy
sooner.
Evidently the nurse caught the
leer in his eye
She laughed bawdily leaned over grabbed a girlie mag an slapped him in
the chest with it said Fat chance buddy.
When you’re finished I woud have said
jacking off she didnt when you’re finished please bring it to the
nurse’s station. The lab will run a test to determine if your surgery took. We’ll
call you.
Evidently its a few stops to
confirm a vasectomy worked I thought snip
snip here an a snip snip there an a couple of tralalas in the wonderful land of
Oz
Any of you guys have a vasectomy
all four nodded
Allya guys have been neutered
they nodded again bobbleheads
Ya shoud have cut
me off saved me tha part of the story
one asked You haven’t had a vasectomy?
OHellno I woudnt want to be shooting blanks like you
guys an the Lone Ranger
they laughed
Its a great linehelp yourselves I
borrowed it from a boss of mine years ago Ralph funny motherfucker
all bobbleheading
Anyways
Larry starts thinking things got dangerous when he got thinkin He tells his wife hes tender shell have to be
gentle with him As a matter of fact he tells
her his urologist saps arent they directs it at counselor tells her his urologist recommended thafor his
next ten orgasms orgasms sounded more
like what a doctor woud say the next ten
should be had by oral sex Really? she asked Yes, love, that’s what my urologist said.
She complied
bobbleheads snickered
Six to go
Larrys wife happens to run into
the urologist an confesses to him tha she hadnt expected Larry to be so tender
nor expected the doctors recommendation
The urologists howled didnt back
Larry up
For tha I woudnt
paid his bill Told Larry so
Antha said counselor Yare full of shit
the three leaning in harhared
Lastly The solution regarding your deep an abiding affections
for blowjobs Have one of your vertebrae
removed youll be more bendy youll be able
to blow yourself
the leaners howled
Borrow it also not mine belongs to Bill Hicks
5PMish, Saturday,
6 5. 23
1304,
Reggaefriday, 12 5. 23
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