Fercryinoutloud Dad, sometimes I have trouble following your letters.

Ill assume my liberal play with phonetics You shoud recognise your generation will probably be the last raised taught phonetics Whas your hangup

I’m not hungup . . uninhibited . .

. . I D

she spelled U N I N H I B I T I D. Correct?

Right on correct

Why?

All the freaking Is pleased mepleased my eye Didnt change up its phonetics one iota did it

No. No.  Looks freaking weird, odd.

Isnt uninhibitid freaking odd

I could tell you stories . .

. . You coud tell me stories . .

. . I could tell you stories . .

. . Im all ears

Goes no further than here?

Comon ya know better than tha I coudnt keep tha promise   No way

No.

Not at all

Change names to protect the innocent?

Coud  possibly however alacrity is a spice real names afford   Nah

Jesus Dad . . hard bargaining with you.

Theres no bargaining ya know tha 

                                     Writers are backstabbers they use confidential material eventually because everything is material whether professed off the record or not itll emerge in fact or fiction  Just being honest ought tocant expect anything less

Yes.  There is that Dad

So blow my mind Uninhibitid

Snowballing . .

. . I don know what tha is

  Truly?

I woudnt say otherwise woud I

No, you readily admit your ignorance.

Ouch yahave to be so curt

Me curt . . you?

Nevermind  Good point

                         Snowballing

Someone gives head then passes the cum from their mouth into anothers . .

. . Denies themselves gobblegobble . .

. . Fercryinoutloud.

I can one upya

Think you can one up that?

Yes 

      Ready

Gimme a second to gather myself.

Lemme know when yare girdled

 

  Awright.  Whatcha got Dad.

Whas with the inflection on Dad

See ifya might spare me . .

. . Never Ive never pulled a punch with either you or your sisteryour mother for tha mater   he heldup

  Mater?

           Really?

Sure Whyknot  The three of you are intelligent enough to take em

K N O T?

Yup

Of course.  Hit me.

Ive heard tell of sucking cum out of a mans anus a gay thing  Im thinking jelly rolls . .

. . Oh fercryinoutloud!

Spoil your appetite for jelly rollsbismarks

she laughed Only momentarily.   There. I’ve pithed myself . .

. . Pissed . .

. . No Dad.  You heard me.

I did

I know you did.

An I gotta tellya when I heard it it made sense Did you know theres a name for it

I may know . . . offhand I can’t think of it . . 

. . Felching

she growled in her throatdiscomfort Yes.

But it makes sense felching

Sense?  Howwhat way?

For the same reason snailsescargot are fed cornmealoatmeal before theyre eaten . . 

. . Dad.

Dad  I like tha tickled ya dropped the inflection  

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