he went into the bathroom off the kitchen to take a leak

he was always a little selfconscious about using it usually peoplefamily were at the kitchen table  there wasnt a fan the houselate eighteen hunred preceded fans however a pine aerosol was left on the window sill above the toilet an evergreen grew just outside

                               the window was a passive fan

the switch for the overhead light was on the wall outside it above the stove he threw it going in shut the door behind him

beers he rented wanted to depart

lifting the seat unbuttoning his fly Hello there handsome  just beginning to urinate the light went out

                                                                                                         he dammed himself called Whos fuckinground Ya wanna clean up the floor if I miss

the light flickered but remained off

                                     Gawddammit Quit messinround 

                                                                       thensuddenly a brilliant light filled the room

a director cried LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! 

                                              SELL IT! Gonnabe the best gawddamnedest piss scene every filmed. Nice knob, boobie, thought you were circumcised. I like the casual onehanded grasp, a man confident in his world. Yeahbaby, you’re selling it selling it, I’d follow you into battle.

  Ya mind

Not at all, let ‘er rip, tank’s full, boil the water baby! 

                                                       A star is born.

there was a rap at the door 

                             Yawanna step on it, ain’t the only one who needs to use the can.

1657,  Thursday,  16  6. 22

1545,  ReggaeFriday,  24  6. 22