they had beersmaybe too many beers  but they were celebrating

                                                                      they crushed April Fools Day

fooled family and friends like they were braindead or somethingdidnt recall April 1st was April Fools

dummies

conversation slurred off to politics

Moby sat backspine a little akimbo on his stool We’re drinking, how’s it we’re talking politics?

Me On me  Trust me youll appreciate it

                                           I figured were lubed enough to go there Yasee Senator Blumenthalcats a wealthy man estimated hunred million or moreyasee him questioning Judge Jackson

You’re still going on about the hearin . .

. . I am I made an investmentIm invested in her selection wanted to see for myself how low some Republicunts CUNTS were willing to go  Scraped bottom

Invested how . .

. . Historic man History  Bout fuckin time the Supreme Court had a black woman on it An now the Court will have its hands full because shes wicked smart  smarter than them  an shell embarrasswipe the floor with Thomas hell think shes an uppity broad  Man ought to stand down or croak

Tell me how you really feel.

I feel like another whisky an beer

No whisky for me. Another beeryah.

Barkeep Two more beers an a double Redbreast neat for me Put it on Mobys tab

What? Why am I buying?

Cuz ya didnt see wha I sawhear wha I heard anya should have 

                                                                    You can correct meNO April Fools correct me if you saw Blumenthals first day questioning thirty minutes

No. I did not.

Thank you Ya should have  My breath caught

bartender stopped off their drinks

Bennie Thank you

Yabetcha Joe

he hoisted his beer Heres hoping hes okay

Who’s okay?

Blumenthal

What was wrong with him?

Comon Toast  To Blumenthals health

To Blumenthal’s health.

they touch glass gingerly they were inebriated

What’s with Blumenthal?

He held in pencil in his right hand which only magnified its shaking He aint that old midseventies if I had to hazard a guess

Hazard.

Midseventieswhy ya fuckin with me  Aint gonna throw me off my game   I aint you

Whadaya mean you ain’t me?

Wha we hazarding

Hazarding?

Yer idea

Hazarding.

Yah

Hazarding.  Hazarding.

he let him hang himself

I know this.

Yado

Ha – zar – ding.

Ya don get the bell

Bell?

Ding

he haahedexhaled

Comon Yer killin me  Ya truly need a hint

No no. I got this.

Eventually

Hazarding.OH  Blumenthal’s age.

Bingo

       Head hurt

A bit. It does.  I had to think mighty hard.

Yah Not yer specialty

Say . .

. . Save it  Blumenthals shaking

Ohyeah that’s right, what of it?

Im just saying I noticed Then I think he did too because suddenly he set the pencil down I hope hes well  Hes sharp I like him

No, I didn’t see, I did see a snippet of him questioning her but not the shaking.

Ive been thinkinbout it

                         I can see an upside if he does have the shakes

Upside? What’s possibly an upside?

Actually two

Two possible upsides?

Im happy you asked

                      One he pleasures his wife with his hand involuntary twitching I could imagine might be welcom . .

. . Jesus . .

. . Don interruptTwo He could give me a hand job

JESUS. 

Im just sayin

              Im sayin if someones spastic might juswanna take advantage of the situation throw it in the best possible light While Id prefer a female spastic giving me a hand job I wouldnt say say no to guy 

                                                                                              Its just a hand job 

Jesus.

Just sayin

1456,  Thursday,  31  3. 22

1033,  ReggaeFriday – April Fools,  1  4. 22

Who  Won’t Be Fool Again  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfAdHBtK_Q