odd   waiting for the bus  he didnt know the bus allowed dogs onboard

                                                                             Wha do you call him

Max.

For maximum he thought it was funny

No. he rolled his eyesdidnt try to hide that he did  No. Maximillian.

Pretty big name for such a small dog

He came with the name.

I betcha tell everyone that kinda like a woman with a Polish last name and when asked if shes Polish says No my husband is Been hiding behind that for yearsthat an their taste for headcheese No its for my husband

                                                                                                            he didnt blink his rheumy pale blue eyes  Came with the name

Yes. 

Whas his breed

He’s Cairn terrier. They’re ratters.

                                    he thought he could have said theyre good with childrenwere good companions went right at the jugular 

                    The breed is from Scotland.

Theres no Scots in ScotlandCHRIST meant to say cats 

                                                         he cleared his throat  Theres no cats in Scotland scat also crossed his mind but he decided keep his trap shut the old man seemed humourlesswhich was unfortunate as driedup as he was hed be a perfect standup comedian play the bitter driedup old man shtick spotlight on him forming crazy dark shadows constantly at play across his weathered features 

                                                               I meant to say cats 

I imagine there are. Maybe dogs are better ratters.

he shrugged Cats are better mousers

         nothing

 met by blurry blue eyes

                            Max purebred

No.

so taciturn like pulling teeth

                              Not purebred  Whas Maxs mix

Max is Cairn terrier and . . .  Ohmygawd lights went on in his eyes LIFE ON THE PLANET   Cairn terrier and . . . dog

I knew it I knew it he thought  Hed be worth the price of admission

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