slobs pigs need not enter
they ought to have stayed outdoors fed insects fertilised plants
how they made it out of the stall
without leaving footprints was beyond him
door says MEN
this was not a man
he hoped the grocer had CCTV near
the toilets to view those entered them theyre
remote from usual foot traffic
if they IDd the pig they could keep him out of
the store in the future or possibly charge him with vandalismhave him
reimburse them for the hazmat team that had to be deployed to cleanup the vile mess
Jackson Pollock would have held his nose tipped
his hat to the orangishflecked display on the toilet the tank the tiled floor walls
he was also miffed with the little
old man at the urinal when he entered who didnt wash his hands when he finished
and didnt approach Customer Service to inform them prior to him of the horrid mess
the stink was terrible the old man couldnt have been so myopic or his smell
so diminish not to figure that something was rotten in the state of Denmark threw him that that was a line from Shakespeares
Hamlet
the ghosts would rush him and demand he take it back
hed tell the ghosts to have a look
a sniff of their own before harassing him
ever seen a ghost retch
ever
seen a ghost retch
that was not hyperbole
had he walked in as the slob was
leaving the stall hed have pitched him back in and laughed as he slid and
slipped asif on ice
he grew up in Chicago he was always
humoured by the agile almost keeping their feet as opposed to those who
BAMdropped like they were shot
slob cretin
mighty sure he wasnt a congenital idiot even an idiot knows how to use a toilet
after 1730, Sunday, 5 9. 21
1152, Monday,
6 9. 21
Commodores Slippery When Wet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZkyhEoFU8
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