go in haste hie hies hied hieing hying

                                          Middle English from Old English higian strive pant

he hied in the past without knowing he had

                                             Hiyaed because he hadnt time to stop and talk

he cooked the same way                                

                                 evidently

she said Ah, a salmagundi . . excellent.

A wha

Salmagundi. Usually a salad, though you haven’t greens, it incorporates meat, seafood, cooked, raw vegetables; sometimes fruit and nuts.

It has a name Thats nuts

she laughed nice music What do you call it?

Dinner rang like a dull bell

                               I open the fridge see wha I got make something of it Good way of dispatching leftovers in as savory a manner I can muster

                                 If I had to push come to shove Id call it a casserole

I’m looking forward to it.

You wont be disappointed Im as good in the kitchennot baking though as I am in the sack  Might wanna keep that in mind as you eat

Ohmy, you’re terrible.

Get in line seem to rub women that way

                                           Ofcourse goes without saying but I am I wouldnt use it on guys  although Ive fixed dinner for friends he laughed  Boy friends

she laughed because he did

                               Boyfriends? 

No  Boy friends

                 Got a brotherinlaw who cringes when I say boy friends he pushes the nouns together as you did I separate them Who the hell wants to say male friends no colourno spice this way those who want to twist on a line can twist I live by the credo Fuckem if they cant take a joke

What does he call his boy friends? she giggled in spite of herself

Buddies

That’s appropriate.

Neutered

          I say butties more cringeworthy than boy friends

Sounds like you enjoy cringes.

Yes cringes  offcoloured  provocation anything but milquetoast  Are you familiar with Caspar Milquetoast

Caspar Milquetoast?

                        No.  Can’t say I am.

A comic strip character The Timid Soul his creator H T Webster referred to him as the man who speaks softly and gets hit with a big stick

                     An obvious spin on Teddy Roosevelts Talk softly but carry a big stick An iron fist in a velvet glove isnt as appealing to me

My, the webs you weave. Sir Walter Scott.

Yes

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive. From Marmion . .

. . they spoke over each other  A Tale of Flodden Field

You would not practise to deceive me?

   No

        I definitely want to get in your pants

no freaking idea – this Century he thinks

1609,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  22  12. 21

Escape the Fate  The Webs We Weave  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csAEVmN7TyA