Airbnb
his kids teased himcalled him lame he
called it r-b-n-b Air makes no fuckin sense
unless were renting a dirigible Dirigible.
Who says dirigible anymore? Yajust
heard it come out of my mouth Jeez,
Dad.
the kids gotta complicate his
life
he liked seedy motels they liked
glam they liked room service on-site salon
restaurants wanted to treat themselves
to pedicures manicuresdidnt cure a damn thing Pretty. he wasnt a fan
the Airbnb was a compromise
he told them two months earlier
he didnt want to be anywhere but in a bar at the bar this Sunday Bears would be playing in the Championship
game
they made the plans anyway
Say ole man
not old man ole man You want to catch the game you’re gonna have
to get it on the screen. that was
cruel they made it seem like an
incentive him making the machinethe shit
work
he didnt
own one
the Airbnb had an enormous flat
screen a 22inch diagonal was plenty for
him That’s because you don’t
entertain. I throw barbecues We sit outside under the stars and yap Who the hell wants to be inside if they don
have to be
they arrived on a Thursday
the flat screen remained dark and
mute
kids werent tipping their hand he could figure it outhe wasnt a stupid
man
No Im
an uninterested man Your interest will grow.
they played board games
Friday mute
they built a thousand-piece
Van Gogh puzzle
Saturday
they went out for nice dinner and
took in a late movie The Little Things at an Art Deco cinema
Sunday his kids wouldnt know Frankie
Laines Never Come Sunday
It’s on you, Dad. We’re off to pickup some donuts, make the coffee would
you, please?
they left him to his devises
Fuck
theyd let him hang himself they werent
Bears fans
hed have to find the damn remotes first
thankgawd they didnt hide them on
himthat would have sent him over the moon hed walk to some distant bar to catch the game
he might still do that
how hard could it
be they could do it
but he was an eidget with
technology
they had a hate – hate relationship
whenever he told someone that
they corrected him It’s a love -- hate relationship.
No I hate it it hates me
his
kids would know Brigitte Bardots Contact either
he took a deep breath and dove in
when they returned with a dozenplus
sweet rolls something
with nutspecans and donuts he had the coffee on
the flat screen On
on the 65inch was a scintillating image of a womans torsoshe was on her
back natural large breasts glitter sparkled in light honeycoloured
oil that rolled down off her throatswept across her naked body accentuated with
psychedelic coloured lighting strobe
music was synched with the
films ardor she had a fantastic body she
began writhingturning on one hip then the other then slipped like an eel onto
her bellyon her knees ass sashaying breasts compressedsqueezeddown then tasteful merge shots
overlays of her from below the sides abovebeforebehind
exquisitely edited sexual art
sipping black coffee
he burned his tongue
Jesus, Dad! was the chorus
hes heard it said If it wasnt for bad luck Id have no luck at all
he believed if it wasnt for dumb luck
hed have no luck at all
he missed the
opening kickoff
2311, Thursday,
7 10. 21
1134, ReggaeFriday,
8 10. 21
Frankie Laine Never Come Sunday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ifUTPy7Ats
Brigitte Bardot Contact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SE_K7SSDKg
Bladerunner 2049 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuV2c-6js8w
Ray Charles
If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AodHdQ4O_U
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