nothings freenot even dreams

he always ended up paying for them

their long receipts tethering them to himproviding them avenue to his consciousness where during any brief pause in his dayBAM theyd be there bees busy at pollen  army ants swarming at forage or prey 

There you are, buddy; would you believe we were looking for you?

Been right herebeen busy Ya can keep movin Im not interested in your attention just now its unnecessary 

                                                                                                                but then hed hear a crude laugh a knee slapped foot stomped a high fart  Ahright, we weren’t really lookin’ for you, we knew exactly where you’d be. 

they found him slathered him 

a real hoot

            he was employed in a uniform to arrange cars for arriving dignitaries  airport to hotel  ThankGawd went off in his head  ballrooms for the scheduled events were at the hotel  but due to Trump virus reality bleeds in dreamworld only one car rental that could provide highend vehicles remained unshuttered  Uber Lyft Zipcar were deemed undesirable transportation  chauffeurs were require

had to love what dreams tried forcing down his throat 

                                                         although with little effort he could change themgo lucid on them but when the virus Uber stuffy dignitaries leaked in  well he was tempted to see where things went

he convened four teamsheaded up one they were to maintain a vigilant effortremain as-agile-as-possible to contend with their tenuous circumstances often they were forced to entertain dignitaries at the airport while negotiatingstretching transportation 

                the dignitaries were too polite to question their delay he had counted on that  

during a respitegetting a bite to eat building sandwiches from coldcut trays accompanying sides and salads off the top the rental managers wood desk someone under their breath uttered Man, this is heinous.

someone misunderstood them What? What?  Anus? then laughed wholeheartedly at their ridiculous question what could anus possibly have to do with anything

Asshole? someone ventured

Thats enough gang he said

Anus? the car manager askedconfused What’s that? 

                                                       to have not heard anus and running a car rental operationno less from out of the mouth of a man he deemed a straight shooter delighted him 

                                                                               how could he resist 

as a matteroffact he sallied forth not knowing if this was his dreams gambit or if inadvertently he had taken hold of the reins 

      usually it was more pronouncedevident  Anus

Yes, anus, I have to confess I’m unfamiliar with the word; my mother and father ran a tight ship, we’re religious.

Religious he smiled gleefully one by one at his gathered cohorts 

                                                                    Religion shouldnt curb ones knowledge Anus is a practical practicable termhe smiled despite himself An anatomical term If you have one you ought to know you do

the manager shrugged unperturbed

Have you not seen or heard of the old black and white television show Anus and Andy  to his dismay it went over everyones head 

                   No huh

Howbout music Lesley Gores Its My Anus 

                                             his dream ended abruptlyhis frenzied swell of laughter pushed him out its crescendo finding him thrashing his bed with his arms his fistswaking to his howling 

quite a way to begin the morning

he really hoped he wasnt lucid dreaming

early AMish,  Saturday,  5  6. 21

1022,  SunnyDay D-Day,  6  6. 21

Lesley Gore  It’s My Party  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acRMALrg1t4

Mulatu Astatke & Black Jesus Experience  Living on Stolen Land  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK-2tjA3VN8