he drove Billy nuts mentioning metres

                                        It’s yards, yards! Quit with the stupid metres already.

Metres  Theyre more accurate

Jesus, Joe, Yards! You live in America.

Hey  America likes to think itself separate of the world but the rest of the world uses the metric system

The rest of the world can suck our dicks! It’s yards!

Thats such a good argument

                               Billys old man was a cop a tough guy  he beat welts on Billy and his younger brothers  beat welts on his wife 

                         You sound like your old man Billy

That’s not funny.

I didnt say it to be funny

they were riding their bikes to go fishing at Axehead Lake

Billy was always happier when he was outsideaway from home  he liked to go fishing even if they didnt catch anything

lots of pretty girls who borrowed their parents cars came to the lake to sunbathe on the grass around it

they assessed the fish would bite where girls who most appealed to them were lying

                                                                                         anif they were very cool  inobvious when the girls turned in the bright yellow sun they caught glimpses of white unsunned cleavage  sometimes an entire tit and sometimes the girls flashed them for a giggle

they didnt mind being made fun of

they got boners  or stiffies

                           Billy liked to call them stiffies

they never let onto another soul about the promised land they found

in their senior year Billy shot himself dead with his old mans service revolver at Axehead

 

1149,  Sunnyday,  23  8. 20

1010,  Thursday,  13  5. 21

Elton John  Sweet Painted Lady  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_162NOAOw