Kahrist Gotta go again

You went a halfhour ago.

I did I did

Last time, not that I’m keeping track, you didn’t have to use the facilities at all.

Sometimes ya feel like a nut sometimes yadon

                                                   Ill be back his buddy always said it like Schwarzenegger did in Terminator  it wasnt an attractive quality  but he did it to peeve him peeved an needin to pee

inside the coffee shop on the bathroom door on the plate by the handle in a red field appeared IN USE had the bathroom been unoccupied the field would be green and read VACANT

he waited six feet off the door it was apparent he was in a line of one

the gal working the counter had been cleaning sundry items in a sink  she looked up and stepped towards him wiping her hands in her apron

he nodded to her

                   Just waiting on the facilities thank you

she looked at the plate 

                         I didn’t see anyone go in.

Yawere pretty intent on wha you were doin in the sink

I suppose I was, just trying to stay ahead of the game, not play catchup.

Yadon look old enough to be wise

a bright smile quickly fluttered in her face 

                                             You call me wise? 

I did don let it go to your head

her smile widened 

                    Thank you.

Yare welcome yare keepin the place shipshape a real plus  an don think its lost on your employer  I pick on him regularly

Thank you.

Ya neednt thank me  Yare doin the work an doin it well

Thank you.

Yare polite arent ya

I suppose I am.  Are you sure somebody’s in the restroom?

You lock it inside  Thats how in use appears

Yes. Yes it does.

Good  Donwanna pull back on how wise yare

Don't do that!  You’ll excuse me, I have work.

Of course

 

she came back up to the counter five minutes or so later 

                                                           They haven’t come out? 

Nope  Im hoping soon so yadon have to cleanup the floor

You wouldn’t?

I wouldnt my bladder might

Have you knocked on the door?

Its in use  I would imagine whoevers inside understands the courtesy of public bathrooms

Courtesy?  I know we usually see you once a week with your buddy, but backing courtesy is a long shot.

she stepped back set a hand on the counter hurled herself up on top of it legs tucked knees together she wore a skirt under her apron turned on her hip dismounted stuck her landing with both feet

Wow  Yare my new favourite superhero  no flailing   an in a skirt

I’m wise, and modest.

Well done

she rapped the door once with her knuckle like a cop  Please finish up! People are waiting!

Nice authority

My responsibility. Lotsa kids from the junior high and high school come through here. A lot are dense, if you catch my drift.

Lemme enjoy your authority before glimmering your drift

she spun her way back over the counter as she had come

no sooner than she touched down the door unlocked and opened

a small girl wearing a backpack emerged  Sorry she said looking up into his face  Thats alright  then a girl slightly talleralso wearing a backpack  I’m sorry she said to him looking up into his face  Thats okay  then a third girl taller than he wearing a backpack  I’m sorry too she said  she looks him in the face  Quite alright I didnt make a mess  she giggled  she didnt put her hand over her mouth

it was like a circus clown car emptying

hed never seen that before

 

Are you alright? his buddy askedlooking up at him as he set his smartphone down  You were gone a long time.

There were prevailing circumstances

Prevailing circumstances? Prevailing?  It’s a bathroom.

Well lemme put it this way  I was in and out

You were in and out, in fifteen minutes?

Yup  Yaknow that bit when a woman goes to the restroom and asks other women at the table if they want to go too

I do. But that bathroom has a single commode, sink, and mirror . . no stal . . 

. . None

Yet?

Three girls came out of it

Like out of a clown car in center ring?

Exactly what I thought 

                        they traded smileshe was rubbing off on him  which was a good thing his buddy needed a substantial dose of irreverence and odd waysperspectives of looking at things 

There’s a name for that.

A name

Yes. I think it’s called a clique.

Three young girls filing out of a singular bathroom is called a clique

Yeah, he nodded  I think so.

Id prefer a clit

he was taken aback 

                      You said they were young girls.

Yadon think young girls have clits yadon think Eve had a cunt or Mother Mary

his aback was taken aback 

                             his mouth opened but nothing came out

If we were in Florida theyd be called a clit mob

OhChrist!

Kahrist had a cock not a clit 

                              Anatomy muthafucker I know you know

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