went into an Irish bar in Tampa Bay sounds like the beginning of a jokehuh 

a barmaid approached him and his buddy she wore a black t-shirt that read GUINNESS stretched across her ample breasts her auburn hair was pulled back into a ponytail  the quiet overhead amberlighting set it off spectacularly

walking towards each other he pointed to her breasts and said Ill take two of those

she lit up colour flashed in her cheeks they were fast friends it might have been love at-first-sight

she was a beauty

if he wasnt married he would have made play

she was a real natural beauty nothing adulterated about her  

                                                                 genuinely Irish to boot

he was mad about her freckles 

                                ansure they rained down over her breasts

 

when he returned to the hotel room he told his wife 

                                                      confession is good for the souldespite him not having one

he didnt need religion to inform him

his wife perhapsaccordingly was upset

Baby he said taking her chin between his thumb and bent indexfinger Im here I did nothing untoward

tears welled in her eyes

                          I know, I know, you’re such a flirt. Might get you in trouble one day.

Nah Ill never get in trouble I love you You have to admit there are beautiful and handsome people throughout the world Aint a damn thing wrong admitting an attraction or that someone turned your head

 

a yearyearand a half later she admitted as much  

About fucking time

Maybe. On my flight I was upgraded to First Class. A beautiful man sat across the aisle from me. He bought me a drink.

Yare a beautiful woman If I wasnt married and you were sitting across the aisle from me Id buy you a drink too

I was in the concourse when he came out of the jetway. I pointed him out to a Mickey, she wasnt upgraded, sat in coach. She said she thought he was beautiful too.

Love it Two married women finally admitting to each other that they found a man other than their husbands attractive

Sometimes you’re too enthusiastic, babe.

Its human nature We have eyes

Yes we do.

Then we agree

I hate agreeing with you.

You do particularly regarding sexuality

Regarding your appetite.

Im hungry for youyare a beautiful shapely woman How could I not be

So you say.

So Ive always said since before we became monogamous

Monogamous, who says that; monogamous?

Me Yawanme to say before we went steady  Christ

No. Monogamous . .

. . Is monogamous It wasnt love yetyoud be lying if ya said when we decided to see only each other that ya loved me

Yes. True. No argument there.

Correct You had come out of a bad relationship You were dating I hadnt been in a serious relationship for three years was playin the field

Anyway.

Anyway You and Mickey laid eyes on someone you found attractive Thats not a crime not unfaithful annot fuckin unusual

Anyway she sighed He was met in the concourse by his boyfriend and they laid a huge kiss on each other. It was apparent it had been awhile.

And

What do you mean . . and?

Sowha

What do you mean so what?

Did him swinging in the other direction diminish his attractiveness  Whaif you hadnt witnessed that

I suppose. 

He could have exited into the arms of another woman Fuckin enjoy the fact that your head was turned Dont be so staidso fuckin religious Your parents did ya no favors

Oh, your parents did?

Yup No religion an my Maw washed my cum-stained sheets   

Sunday evening,  8  11. 20

1533 or 333,  Thursday,  12  11. 20

Led Zeppelin  The Lemon Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCQ6ntgteQ