Christ, Uncle Joe, you oughta buy yourself some new underwear.

Cryinoutloud baby I didnt mean for you to fold my clothes I asked if I could throw some clothes in with yours if you were going to do some laundry Im big enough to fold my own It didnt occur to me you might

There are holes in your, ah hum, underwear.

In my briefs

Who wears those anyways?

Me Jockeys Wearinem all my life

I’m just saying . . 

. . Youre saying your generation doesnt

No they don’t.

Their choice

But the holes? Why wouldn’t you buy new underwear?

Are they big holes or small holes

Small holes.

An my blue jeans  I have holes in my blue jeansdon I

You do.

So Can we agree that holes in some things donnecessarily mean they cant perform the function theyre meant to do

Okay.

Okay

Yes. We can agree.

Fine Then Ill promise you this the next time I have a doctor appointment or Im going out on a date and have a shot in hell of gettin into her pants Ill buy new underwear he winked Theyre shabby but they get the job done

An usually no one is the wiser or a wisenheimer

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