he blew out the scattered coloured candles on his lemon meringue pie his eyes bright pleased with his birthday wish

Goodness, she said, you looked very pleased with your wi . . 
. . I am  Yawanna know

I don’t want to know. If you tell me it won’t come true.

Ive only had one come true an that was you she blushed An how long ago was that Year in an out modest wishes Rare an you were the rare one that came true

I dont think Im jeopardising it

Well, I must say . .
. . Must you . . 
. . Oh but I must, I must . .
. . Then say say  say

they were having to much fun

                                they barbecued steaks grilled onions and asparagus had ice cold beer on the porch and after dinner sipped Writers Tears Irish before she when inside and returned with the pie that she made from scratch

pie from scratch  that was a hurtle

a hurtle she made look easy 

it wasnt often one of his mothers dishes or dessert that she made for him that then another woman made which sent his Maws effort packing
                      and he didnt pull punches

he was anxious to eat the pie but his wish sparking in his brain caused a surfeit forest fire among the wood stored there

he was on fire

You’re eyes are crazy.

Like sparks

Yeah!

Like hot ash rising off a fire

Yeah.

Yah  Im hot to share with you

Not too hot, baby, we got fireworks after pie.

                                               she leered

she didnt leer wellmade him laugh

You’re laughing at my leering?

I am

Dammit! I’ve been practicing in a mirror too.

he roared with laughter
                         Babe you got bedroom eyes  Youre not lewd enough to le . .
. . I can be lewd.

Im lewd Youre lascivious

Means the same.

Yah But lascivious rhymes better with luscious and bodacious   an voluptuous  an . . 
. . Are you trying to charm my pants off?

I am How am I doin

Getting there, moist.

Ofuck 
       Lets get on with my wish

You really want to neuter it?

Neuter Are you making a guess

It has to do with neutering?

Nah not neuter per se  But somewhat in the neighbourhood

A birthday wish in the neutering neighbourhood?  Jesus.

Ahhuh

You’re killing me.  It won’t ruin my appetite for pie? It’s a damn fine pie, I think I’ve outdone myself.

Thats not like you

Well, on a rare occasion I can blow my horn.

he started unbuttoning his pantswearing a huge grin on his face Christ Start blowin 

Would you stop?

Wha bad mannersforeplay  before pie

Not bad manners. I think if I remember, correctly . . last year.

Yes  Last year 

But last year you weren’t touting your wish, I want to hear.

Okay slowly  harrumphing as he did  he rebuttoned his pants

she watched him button every button

when he finished Okay  Youll remember the combination

I will.

Im counting on you

I won’t let you down, baby. 

So, your wish.

My wish 
          I wished that huckster and cunt was transported to New Yorkhis old stomping grounds slapped in a white orderlys get-up gloves no masks and take dead bodies from quarantined wards down to an iced UHaul in the parking lot load them ride with them then carry them into a mortuary

Anso

That’s an astonishing birthday wish.

Aint it

I hope it comes true.

1555,  Monday,  4  5. 20

The White Stripes  The Hardest Button to Button  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ceE43AHyw