Millennials pretty much on par with Baby Boomers
they know when theyre
being shit on now if only they were
threatened by a Draft then theyd probably
swing a hard-on in the governments face a stinking government housing different people but inhabiting the same mentality and focus and
policies that told him Relax relax Just relax while it tried to fuck him in the
ass whether when he refused to step forward at
the Draft Board or was on the streets demonstrating against Nam
he still had three cop hats on the shelf in his closest his pride and joy is the pale blue helmet he
yanked off a Chicago cops head who was beating him with a police stick it couldntve played out well
for the cop a longhaired freak appropriating his equipment that was Grant Park '68 it still brings tears to his eyes reminds him of his healed welts and grateful his reoccurring tears werent caused by the chemicals in the tear gas
he did however have a gripe with his familial
millennials
they knew he was full of shit
yet they also knew better
than try to malign his memory of music and films hell art for that matter
his niece asked him What film was “squeal like a pig” from?
Deliverance
No. No it wasn’t.
Deliverance Ned Beatty Burt Reynolds
No, no, no. That’s not it.
she began fingering her cellfone they
all didall millennials gotta know
immediately
NO
What film do you think
Definitely Deer Hunter.
Deer Hunter With DeNiro Walken directed by Michael
Cimino Academy Award Best Filmfuckin Meryl Streep about Vietnam
Definitely.
Go to the kitchen and grab your
cousins Maybe collectively theyll or at least by odds there will be a brain in there and bring them out
Okay, Uncle Joe. You’re just
going to embarrass yourself.
Wouldnt be the first time baby
she went in and in a heartbeat returned with five of them four
nephews and a niece
Okay girlie Ask them
she turned to her cousins The old man’s losing his mind. What was the
name of the film that the line “squeal like a pig” was in?
they all burst out laughing
Ryan the junior of the groupthe smartest of the
group asked What did Uncle Joe say?
Nope he cut his niece off Yadont get that Answer the question
five voices chimed Deer Hunter
he rolled his eyes Im fucked Im absolutely fucked Youre the millennials who are supposed to comfort
me in my old age Im fucked
the six went after their cellfones
he figured they figured one of them
couldnt wait to be the first to laugh in his face
six faces screwed up as they
looked down into their fones
Survey says he taunted
in the dull quietin the blue or
yellow light from their fones washing their faces Ryan finally asked his sister What did Uncle Joe say?
He said what are fones are
telling us.
Yah Better you believe your fones than me At least for this one Im sure youll get me some other time
I recall perfectly because a couple
of friends and I were making a canoe trip the week following the release of
Deliverance
Hell we even determined who among us could squeal
the best Always alwaysalways a competition
among guyswho can piss the furthest First
place was agreed Actually it was unanimously But probably no one was thinking except me perhaps But first place earned the right to take it in
the ass for the team
Hilarious
Although not as hilariousyoull
excuse my humoured bluntness not as hilarious as you sorry motherfuckers
thinking it was from Deer Hunter Christ
I love yahs
Thursday
evening, 12 12. 19
1602, Thursday,
23 4. 20
Widespread Panic Tall Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtUVn9CafyY
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