4.7.19


No   no no emphatically he shook his head side to side  No no

What’s going on here? a buddy strolled up Who’s he? he asked nodding towards the old man

He asked in broken English if he could share my table The shop was filled to brimming Yaknow me happy to help a brother out

So what are you no-no-ing him? he turned to the gentleman Hello.

Hello the elderly man responded like a myna bird

Seems a cool old dude, man.

Sipping a triple espresso Definitely cool

So what are you no-ing him about?

MAGA

MAGA?

Fuckin echo in here he smiled Yes MAGA

the old man mimicked Maggot.

And there you have it I was telling him its MAGA Make America Great Again not maggot He aint having it He laughs and keeps repeating Maggot Maggot Not that I disagree

his buddy turned to the old man and said something in a tongue Asian maybe he didnt recognise it slick

the old man responded in kind

Are you shittin me he said You speak his lingo

Haltingly. I picked up his . . tone . . inflection.

Because why

ELT.

English Language Teaching

You know it?

I do I considered it too Thought it might be a nice way to travel interact with other people

And?

Dug constructionbuilding more Besides found it a little nuts that America thinks everyone around the world ought to be able to speak Englishfuckin entitled pushing too hard on that Indispensible horseshit

How we can think that way while we have a president running aroundbanging around inside his mental cage flinging shit like an ape is beyond me

So

So?

So Youll be able to communicate to him MAGA isnt maggot

he laughed Why would I dissuade from thinking otherwise? He mentioned you were mistaken. MAGA made no sense. Maggots thrive on a corpse.

Ouch

Yeah. That’s exactly what I said.



Happy Birthday America!!

after 1615,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  3  7. 19
1159,  Thursday,  4  7. 19

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