The Pretender! hur inexplicably he found that he was to sit in First Class

he was not first class material

he supposed that was the only way he would ever find himself there  otherwise according to Blue Bloods he might have only found himself there if they stepped in him and unaware had tracked him onto the aircraft sticking to the sole of their foot – which sounded right to him – Blue Bloods would never step in shit with both boots  the boots others are supposed to pull themselves up by

   sigh  his criticism of Blue Bloods was unjust 

what he meant was

                      the hoity-toity the wealthy the businessmen padding accounts and feeling every-bit-worthy of their preeminent preening and passage those who looked down their noses at people who had the misfortune and misery of not being born into money

as they walked past him -- he never sat with a leg crossed over his knee  but how else would they see he was wearing flipflops – they sneered 

                         sneering is a natural wealthy affectation  rather  they practise it as children before a mirror until theyve perfected it it becomes second-nature 

                                                           Really 

he thought hard about it  he couldnt remember the last time he sneered at anything or anyone

they were practised and predisposed

also he couldnt pull off the long look down his nose  itd been broken three times in fights  and the wealthy have other people to fight for them

so he sat ridiculous in First Class  

he made a point of greetingsmiling like an ass at all the other First Classers they may have wondered how did the chaff get mixed in with the grainhe certainly didnt belong nor did he long to belong his smiles were encouraged by his thinking that he was the proto-ergot the lysergic acid precursor to their 36,000feet of altitudeattitude lysergic acid diethylamide trip flight  tripping their fancy flight or flights of fancy

he knew what he would say if he were asked how he ended up in First Class Like yourself I put my pants on one leg at a time

sometime Twosday,  21  5. 19 

The Platters  The Great Pretender  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2t21IMMSbU