the booze
was flowing
minute by
minute their intimate gathering was getting more outrageousgrowing more an more
boisterousmore funny
or
so they thought
but they
knew knew that they
were some funny muthafuckers
Nonono
no he interrupted he interrupted a string
of raunchy jokes that made women within
earshot blanch though their husbands
or boyfriends hadnt the gumption to walk over and say Yawanna take it down some boys offer some consideration for the peoplethe
women sitting around you
no they
didnt
so
he did
Nono guys Hear me out
Listen to me Its fuckin hilarious Listen up shits hilarious Its fucking hilarious
he had
leverage
he
related hellacious stories
he
was a born-storyteller convincing
the table leaned forward on their elbows
Mary
the barmaid interrupted
No
problem Mary You have our undivided
attention she delivered another round of
drinks a couple more pitchers of beerchilled pint glasses
Mary
Sweetheart he said such a divine perfect
last name Couldya please help the brothers
out These apes try to pour pints theyll
have beer all over the table on the floor I fer one don wancha to incur more clean up than necessary Mary Sweetheart
she
poured beers for those who wanted them
she was deliciously distracting her involuntary timing was perfect an he knew it he owned the floor with her aid
he
began his riff Boys This shits hilarious
they
ahhmmed him their mouths at their beers and drinks
Six
years ago the conservative justices on the Supreme Court gutted the Voting
Rights Act an now within an oligarchs crooked reach it seems
the fucks might uphold cunts administrations addition of a citizenship question
to the twentytwenty census An get thisget
this claiming the question is needed for better enforcement
of the Voting Rights Act.
CHRIST Isnt that ripe fuckin hilarious
the table
sat back
he
usually had the best stories the best stories
Aw
com on guys Yamiss the punchline
Thats
the funniest thing Ive heard all night
Hows the Nazi salute go again
I
cant remember
Ohwell Im outa here
he threw a fifty spot on the table
and as he
wound his way through the tables around them his table mute behind him he made
eye contact with the men sitting at the tables and said Yer welcome Yer welcome
Don thank me yer welcome
Leave yer balls at home
2136, Twosday, 23 4. 19
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