BINGO! BINGO!   BING – GO!!

his buddy seated beside him elbowed him in the ribs Whaddaya doing, man?

What

You don’t have Bingo.

I dont

What are you doing then, crying Bingo?

Im shaking up the house

Shaking up the house?

Yabetcha

I don’t follow.

Shaking up the house I figure some of these old farts might clear their cardsdump their chips that cover letters numbers B-FourHah

That’s mean.

Thats strategy  Genius

Are you calling yourself a genius?

No  Presaging  You might wanna step up an call a spade a spade

I should call you genius

Whymy  goodness Thank you

You’re an ass.

a bluehaired old woman on a walker began making her way towards him to confirm his Bingo That’s too much.

Yeah  Too much  Agreed he stood up from his chairstaring down at his card  then shook his head he looked up at her Sorry Sorry Im wrong One of my chipsmy buddy here he slapped him on the back confirmed for me slipped on my card  

Are  you  sure? Bluehair asked pausing her progress

Yes Quite sure I get excited when I have a single spot open an we have to be the first to cry out to win My mistake

from around the hall there rose a din a slight crescendo  grumbles SonofabitchGoddammit

Told ya They cleared their cards

You’re a piece of work.

Yahwell  I may be a senior but I aint old

You can’t help yourself, can you?

Nope

       Fuck em if they cant take a joke 

An most of them voted for one

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