29.7.18



anytime someone approached his register carrying a bottle of Irish whiskey he queried them why they drank Irish to Canadian or Kentucky Tennessee whiskey  or perhaps scotch

he knew why he did
                      members of the The Peaky Blinders gang put a gun to his head for five seasons  and they were always good to their word 


an elderly gentleman who had stood behind a breathtaking young redhead(redheads were rarely breathtaking in his experience) stepped in her tangible space which remained after she left

My it feels like shes still her.

You can say that again man Godness

Godness?

My shorthand for true honest-to-God goodness

My. I believe I like that.

Youre welcome to it but I daresay you wont use it often I cant remember the last time I said so

She was godness.

She was And I also cant remember the last timeif ever I said that of a redhead I am not partial to redheads Or partial to blondes Imagine California blondes dont turn my head

Then boy, you’re like me, you like dusky women.

Dusky Yes I like that  I like dusky women

the old man nodded appreciating their mutual appreciation

And apparently we also seem to appreciate Irish spirits

My. Who are you? Me, when I was a young man?

No Then we couldnt be here together now  Or could we

the old man grabbed ahold of the counters lip before he let loose an awesome belly laugh 


after several moments he was able to sayMy! My my! That was a fine retort.

Thank you It is few an far between that can recognise a retort

Goodness, rather godness lad, how is it you’re working here?

I enjoy myself They pay me to enjoy myself Im rippin them off dont you think

I do. This is the most fun I’ve had buying liquor ever.
Then thats saying something

That’s truly saying something, yes. 

Youre not from here or live here

My. You are perceptive. Is it that I’m lacking my California tan?

he laughed Yes The tan More so the mannerthe way you carry yourself sir

Still? Mum would be proud. She was a bear about carriage and manners. Us children each had our own switches. She’d have us fetch them and stand waiting our turn. She told us, not a one of us, were ever going to reflect poorly on her. Not a one.

I appreciated her sternness later.  

And now.


A big family

There were ten children.

Im the eldest of eight

Then you know. I thought I recognised your mother in you.

Thank you Ill be sure to let her know You realise of course her head will swell

Have her remove her bonnet before you tell her so.

She lives back East with the whole mob They never got the Go West, young man, go West. John Babsone fantastic middle namehuh Babsone Lane Souleactually the whole of his name is quite melodious Then it was rephrasedmade famous by Horace Greeley but the country was already grown up when I was born

You know your history.

No I know trivia particularly trivia that incites me I also read a lot so I have a lot of useless information at my fingertipsplaying at the tip of my tongue I could probably happily commune with a chimp if I had to Tell himNO Drop the feces Therell be no flinging feces today

the old man burst into another bout of his belly laughter 

which proved infectious

he joined in and laughed till he had tears in his eyes


My, my. That was elating. I cannot say the last time I roared like that. I believe you cleared my sinuses, belched old smoke up out of my lungs.

My, my.


recovered he said I suppose we can tip our caps to our vivacious redhead and the space she left us eh

Yes. She certainly rarified our atmosphere. Truly rarified.


As I was saying my mother lives back East Ill call and have her take a seat so I dont floor her Imagining her in a bonnet is a cherry atop a sundae Thank you

You’re welcome.


they vied awhile longer but a line began to assemble


I should regret leaving our conversation, though I do appreciate you’re working.

My regret as well

One last thing. Don’t play Doonbeg if you golf if you visit Ireland. Illegal Russian money aided your president. And he was elated to have it.

Be a good boy, as your mother raised you.




they never got around to the old mans take on Irish whiskey


1046,  Saturday,  28  7. 18

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