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the new gasoline sign  pricing UNLEADED PLUS PREMIUM before Circle K who thought thatd be a good name  maybe Circle the Wagons maybe  the new automatic lighted sign replaced a sign that was detailed with plastic numbered placards which had to be removed replaced with others by human hand  however given fluctuating gas pricesrising as quickly as they were  Circle K would need to hire a fulltime corrector

the blanched pastywhite field encircled by thin red and green trim made the multiple pinpointed lighted bulbs stand out  the numbers were nearly twelve inches tall the fixedmounted sign probably four feet by six feet threw its redlighted numbers boldly into the daylet alone the night  Sting came to mind The Police Roxanne if one was to run a whorehouse theyd do well to run a comparable sign BLOWJOBS MISSIONARY DOGGY-STYLE

automatons where would it stop such signage might even replace Little Caesars unabashed humanoids at the side of the road because-I-pay-you-to-make-an-ass-out-of-yourself the pizza sign spinners jugglers shouters Whew Ohgood He did write jugglers  not jugulars 

SHINY IMMEDIATE GRATIFYING
                                  as if the signs were texts the myriad assaultsmyriad apepperings of apps wanting your eye impatiently shoving their way into line for their shottheir turn  bingbingbinging smartphones that frankly ought to be lashed to wrists as prevalent as they are in handtoo hot to put down for the next and the next and the next informant URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU IF YOU MISSED THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE. 

was every little thing important now  needed your immediate attention  WHAT DO YOU THINK? TELL US WHAT YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT! screams the nonconscious human-programmed algorithm  machinery polling people people desperate to know if they polled well  if not they can immediately change their opinionchange their answer to be viewed more agreeably more in synch with the many  who wants to be a loser when all you need do is flick your thumb left or right as the circumstance may be




Police said that Circle Ks surveillance camera were down for maintenance Circle K doesnt have surveillance cameras but theyd like the Public as the police would like the Public to think they did  Police said the vandal heaved concrete slag from some recent pour the concrete was still green they had Sherlock Holmes hot on the case virtually destroying the one-month-old electronic gasoline sign Circle K was being forced to use A-frame signs to advertise their current prices


when he read the article in the local newspaper he was pretty sure that the newspaper had hired someone to smash the gas sign their subscriptions were waning people loved bad news they loved destruction destruction was so easyeasier that creating a night vandal was defying surveillance cameras must be an inside job so many cameras were down for maintenance maybe it came from inside the Force who knew what cameras if cameras were being maintainedwhat hours  justifying their presencejustifying the need of more foot soldiers WRONG more officers  more military hand-me-downs  the streets were becoming war zones  police had to be prepared for the worse  had to be prepared for the FOREIGN INVASION

he yawned 

he grew weary of the hyperbole the propaganda disinformation was it him or were informants now disinformants disseminators erratic masturbators wishing they could sling mung gobs semen ejaculation 250 mL volumes as boars do
Aint shabby Makes a fella feel kinda blue thinking of it  Belittling


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