the new gasoline sign pricing UNLEADED PLUS PREMIUM before Circle K
who thought thatd be a
good name maybe Circle the Wagons maybe the new automatic lighted sign replaced a
sign that was detailed with plastic numbered placards which had to be removed
replaced with others by human hand
however given fluctuating gas pricesrising as quickly as they were Circle K would need to hire a fulltime
corrector
the blanched pastywhite field
encircled by thin red and green trim made the multiple pinpointed lighted bulbs
stand out the numbers were nearly twelve inches tall the fixedmounted sign probably four feet by
six feet threw its redlighted numbers boldly into the daylet alone the
night Sting came to mind The Police Roxanne if one was to run a
whorehouse theyd do well to run a comparable sign BLOWJOBS MISSIONARY DOGGY-STYLE
automatons where would it stop such signage might even replace Little Caesars
unabashed humanoids at the side of the road because-I-pay-you-to-make-an-ass-out-of-yourself the pizza sign spinners jugglers
shouters Whew
Ohgood He did write jugglers not
jugulars
SHINY IMMEDIATE GRATIFYING
as if the signs were texts the myriad
assaultsmyriad apepperings of apps wanting your eye impatiently shoving their
way into line for their shottheir turn bingbingbinging
smartphones that frankly ought to be lashed to wrists as prevalent as they are
in handtoo hot to put down for the next and the next and the next informant
URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! I WOULDN'T WANT TO
BE YOU IF YOU MISSED THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE.
was every little thing important
now needed your immediate attention WHAT DO YOU THINK? TELL US WHAT YOU THINK IS
IMPORTANT! screams the nonconscious human-programmed algorithm machinery polling people people desperate to
know if they polled well if not they can
immediately change their opinionchange their answer to be viewed more agreeably
more in synch with the many who wants to
be a loser when all you need do is flick your thumb left or right as the circumstance may be
Police said that Circle Ks surveillance
camera were down for maintenance Circle
K doesnt have surveillance cameras but theyd like the Public as the police
would like the Public to think they did Police said the vandal heaved concrete slag
from some recent pour the concrete was still
green they had Sherlock Holmes hot on
the case virtually destroying the
one-month-old electronic gasoline sign Circle K was being forced to use A-frame signs to advertise their
current prices
when he read the article in the
local newspaper he was pretty sure that the newspaper had hired someone to
smash the gas sign their subscriptions
were waning people loved bad news they loved destruction destruction was so easyeasier that creating a night vandal was defying surveillance cameras must be an inside job so many cameras were down for
maintenance maybe it came from inside
the Force who knew what cameras if cameras were being maintainedwhat hours
justifying their presencejustifying the need of more foot soldiers WRONG
more officers more military hand-me-downs the streets were becoming war zones police had to be prepared for the worse had to be prepared for the FOREIGN
INVASION
he yawned
he grew weary of the hyperbole
the propaganda disinformation was it him
or were informants now disinformants disseminators erratic
masturbators wishing they could sling mung gobs semen ejaculation 250 mL volumes as boars
do
Aint shabby Makes a fella feel kinda blue thinking of it Belittling
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