Ohboy mindfulness people have apps on their smartphones to remind them to be mindfulhow fucking
hilarious an sad
Are there apps on smartphones to
remind people to move their bowels tap a kidney?
The Atlantic held her up
Bianca Bosker(youd think her books and
journalistic career were sufficient for what he imagined might truly be her Andy Warhols 15-minutes of Fame who never said it wouldnt be ignominious however the cunt(who hasnt one) in the White
House has shred the barrier between wise and unwise his “Trust me” sounds like Alfred E. Neumans “What,
me worry?” they look somewhat alike too perhaps Neumans lovechild)
Bosker wrote that she downloaded
WeCroak duh an app
that reminds users five times a day theyre going to die
“I welcome these grisly reminders
into my life in the hope that WeCroak, along with half a dozen other
mindfulness apps could help transform my iPhone from a stressful distraction
into a source of clarity and peace.”
she also noted there are more
than 1,000 mindfulness apps designed to help us disconnect
he supposedwhas the line disclosure
he cleared his throat then said In
full disclosure . . he wouldhe took a wellworn copy of Psychology Today from
Fourth Quarter who was given it by his Christian sister who lent it to him to
read but a single article No Keep itI
mean it Keep it I dont want it back You dont think shell notice when she comes
over to the house Ill tell her its in my
bathroomNobody not even my wife goes
into my bathroom
Its all mine
Awright then he threw it away when he finished
the brief article on full disclosure
what he meant by full disclosure
was that he was being open and authentic
trust him no one would want a copy of him
trust him no one would want a copy of him
In full disclosure: he didnt have
smartphone
the cellfone he had was nearly seven years old
he used it like one might use a
phone booth(his granddaughters didnt know what a phone booth was)
the only time it was On was when
he was expecting a call or a text
accordingly mindfulness apps were a mean joke “more than
1,000 apps designed to help us disconnect”
he had a novel idea
turn the gawddamn thing Off
1102, Twosday,
19 12. 17
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