---   Oh my god she said  Did you get a whiff of her

---   Who

---   Your last customer

---   I got my nose busted more than a couple times as a kid

I dont usually get a whiff of anything unless I put it up under my nose  Nah I didnt

---   Wow  That was some kind of funk

---   A scent  Patchouli

My kid brother loved patchouli 

 

But those were the days

---   Patchouli

Thats funky but not her funk

---   Not pleasant

---   Ahnah

I happened into the restroom immediately after her  Fan or no fan  That was funk

---   What did it smell like

She didnt look unkempt

---   No she didnt

As I was reaching for the doorknob she was turning it to come out

Funk

---   So what did it smell like

---   I shouldnt say

---   Oh Now you got to say

---   You didnt smell it

---   No

---   It was something else

---   Youre killing me

What did she smell like

---   She didnt smell . . . unpleasant

Just funky

---   So youd describe it how

---   I shouldnt say

---   Say

Nobodys around

Two other people inside Theyre at the spirits and the other by the wine

---   You really hawkeye people

---   I do Its retail

Im exceptional aware of my surroundings and since were off the freeway inside a minutes time Im utterly aware

Liquor stores are targets whether you care to think so or not

I dont care for surprises

Anyone giving it a thought note if were vigilant And Im in their faces lookin into their eyes

---   Youve got a point

---   And my point is

                  Whatd she smell not unpleasantly of

 

---   I got a good nose I know exactly what she smelled of

---   Im all ears

---   I shouldnt say

---   For Christssake say

---   Alright

Smelled of pepper and semen

---   Black pepper an semen

---   Yes

---   Thats funky baby

---   Aint it

---   It is

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