Pleasehold . . .

an AT&T product

which many Smartphone users are unaware they have(unacknowledged byproducts)  and are thoroughly unlike
most every business concern in America who have miserly  miserably  devotee phone-trees

abominable architectures   --   he believed   --   which have allowed inserted Managements

who were bought to improve production and profit

who tried to facilitate Low-Churn numbers against an expected onslaught of exponential(of course)
growth(like untreated cancer)

and the while  decimating their Sales and CustomerCare forces

Do More With Less

(as if their assholes were snatched away and they could continue to defecate)

and then  obscenely(eagerly)  threw up their hands in the face of their unmet Users complaints and (expected)onslaught

they surrendered(Its not our fault!)

                                                                                          

and via phone-trees provide base-sic instructions

should their Customer Base want to alleviate problems they may be incurring

whether technical or financial

A Machine answered their calls

IT requires that they listen carefully

because since the last time they called its menu may have changed  the company proactively seeking to provide improved wait-times and the most effective response to their selected inquiry(or  to buy time for their ultra-limited resources by foot-dragging)

the queries listed numbers from #1 through to #0

How can we help?

then with the touch of an irritated fingertip

IT throws them headlong into ITs numbing sub-structure of chutes and ladders to  perhaps  the Eventual Human Being  or  since it is nearly impossible for one to endure their Wait

despite their endurance

IT apologises

and Timed Out

IT disconnects them

Doing More With Less

an unanesthetized vivisection is almost preferable

but on second thought  --  No  --  that is exactly what they had just withstood

the Answering business or Corporation insists that you ARE a valued customer

but if IT truly appreciates your time and patience(your money)

why the robotic gauntlet

his Smartphone-armed daughter had to put him on Hold during their telephone call

1

2

3 seconds later --   Please hold(a pleasant sounding womans voice)

1

2

3 seconds --   Please hold

--   Please hold

--   Please hold

IT was driving him nuts

--   Please hold

Okay  he could play the game

--   Please hold                                                                                                                                    

--   What                                                                                                                                              

--   Please hold

--   Please hold  what

--   Please hold

--   Please hold your cock

--   Please hold

--   Please hold your cock and shake it

--   Please hold

--   Pleaseholdyourcockandshakeitinmyface

--   Please hold

--   Whydontyoupleaseholdmycock

--   Please hold

--   No   And why wont you

--   Please hold

--   Whywontyouholdmycock

--   Please . . .

--   Dad?

--   Jaysus Doll

Did you know when you put me on hold your telephone system   every three seconds

asked me to hold

--   What

--   Yup   Every three seconds Pleasehold

--   I didnt know that

--   And then it didnt suggest what I hold

--   What

--   Yup  No suggestion

So I offered  Please hold . .

my cock

--   Jesus dad

--   Christ  The least the system could do was be interactive   

I think you ought to phone in and suggest the phone-tree should be a bit more playful if a holding caller has to endure

ITs repetitive chime

Please hold  is maddening onto itself

I agreed to hold

when you asked me to

So why is the fucking machine rubbing it in my face

--   Jesus dad

mocking the tone of the womans voice

--   Pleased to hold   your cock

Interactive

if I gotta suffer it

--   I dont suppose Ill ask you to hold again then

--   Please  Dont ask me again

Unless you can get the system corrected to play nice

1333,  Twosday,  2  6. 15

1252,  Friday,  5  6. 15


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