--   Cuntrition really

Youre gonna say that

to me

he wasnt exactly sure where he went off the rails as they talked  he and she

but since He kept trying to butt in  work inside him with His elbow and shoulder

he got more than a little exasperated

--   Back off muthafucker

--   Excuse me

--   Not you  Him

he tossed a thumb stuck out of his fist to his left  pointing it at the side of His face

Im tellin Him  Back off  before we come to fisticuffs  

I care less one way or the other

--   What are you talkin about  Hes the Son of God

--   And Im the Son of Bob  Grew up in Chitown

Ya wanna eat concrete Buddy youre dancin with the right guy

--   Youre threatening Christ

--   If He wants to be pushy  and rude  Hell get treated like Id treat some guy comin out

of a corner tavern full of piss an vinegar an a chip on his shoulder

By me  rude deserves rude

You make exceptions

--   Hes Christ

--   And Im Joe  An average Joe

Average  because everyones my equal  No exceptions

Line forms up single file

You know its forming  you arrive early  otherwise  to the end of the line

Thats fair

Thats a fair return against no investment

So  Christ  To the end of the line

--   Okay  Fine  But amid your flailing youve obscured  havent you  your cuntrition 

remark pointed at me

Because

Im a . . .

--   No

I didnt say that dont put words in my mouth

Its the ragging you and your sisters put on each other over your pasta sauces

Youre so freakin critical of your sauces  and theyre so very different  Different

But differents not better  not better than the others

Theyre obliged by their palates and theyre individual  if you would  creative statements

Like Arts different

and accorded to the tastes that create and or invent them 

                                                                                                   

Make no mistake  I find your sauce tastes best  But your sauce merges with my palate

and sensibilities  We like it spicy and tomatoey  chucks  not puréed

Your sisters sauces are delicious in their own right  But hands down I prefer yours over

theirs every time

When were invited over to their places  were eatin theirs  You wouldnt dare show up 

with your sauce anymore than theyd show at our place with theirs

 

So  imperfect cuntritions 

versus the perfect contrition to God for His perfection

 

Ya dig

 

--   And  so whats Christ got to do with anything

--   He frankly favors yours over your sisters too

But the guys got no idea how to finesse women  and tougher yet  sisters

I wouldnt want your five sisters fallin on my back when eventually Id have to turn it to

them

Hes got to know a crown of thorns and a crucifixion is childs play in comparison

Freakin dagos

Cuntrition

--   Where you come up with this stuff

--   I take my cues from you babe

Youre my fountain of refreshment

I am replete

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