Is your bed made?

--  Is your bed made?

I am quite certain I am not the only child who has ever cringed                                   

hearing those words

realizing that a lousy bed stood between them  and the great outdoors  and playmates

for it my bed is made every fucking morning

diligently

sharply

when the sunlight comes through my bedroom window and strikes it it looks like a fresh cut 

piece of immaculate cake

that may not sound like much

or something to brag about

dull and unimpressive

but

returning home for a nightcap at the end of a date

the bathroom is through the bedroom

my dates have never failed to remark how beautiful the bed ah er   bedroom is

how crisp and clean looking

how inviting

its attractive scent

that made bed

has made more women than you can shake a . . . oh hell lets be honest . . . than you 

can shake a dick at

I am thoroughly confident

when I was a boy and my mother chided me

--  Is your bed made?

she never had a clue to its long term benefits

she never meant it

or imagined making my bed carnally

nope  old eyesinthebackofherhead

never saw that coming

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