he had his suspicions

   it made sense

survival of the fittest   & sometimes the lucky

                                                   Ohbrother! I ducked that bullet.

                                            Yareally did. I wouldn’t have been that lucky.

                                  Yeah. Sometimes I think I was born with a horseshoe up my ass.

he wasnt lucky

No horseshoe for you! said the Horseshoe Nazi* 

 

his cat bomber ate a daddylonglegs

                                       Leaveem be bomb  bomber was too invested

usually hed intercede  scoop up the spider take it outside

                                                              but

Bomber leaveem be

he was sitting on the pot

Leaveem b . . .

                          too late

 

    he was grateful he couldnt hear like an owl

                                                    small chubby body eight crackling legs

Ja  No thanks

while he sat on the pot bomber finished chomping parked his ass in the doorway facing him  smackin his lips  lickin his paws

                       admittedly

he certainly made spider look tasty

                                           maybe

an acquired palate

 

Mebbe

0839,  Sunday,  6  7. 25

* Seinfeld  Soup Nazi  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSTiKHOFEI