he met
her parents the next dayDay10 of their torrid where-have-you-been-all-my-life relationship
it
went well he charmed the pants off her mother
her father wasnt pleasedthough he didnt try to charm his pants off rather he made him witness his wife and
daughter gobsmackedpantieless in his presence
You’re
such a charmer. Mrs. Farmer said
Thank
you
he smilednodded Thas wha my Maw says of me though shes mighty charming herself
he thought things went well
the next
day after lunch the Farmers took their daughter Laila north to Petaluma to
visit her aunt and uncleher fathers brother
they
kissed goodbye behind the car as her parents waited inside
I’m think I’m going
through withdrawals I wanna fuck you in the worse way.
OhJesus
ya kill me Yare back in three daysright Ill blow yaup then
Ohyes
please . . cold turkey this is cruel . I’m gonna masturbate thinking
of you at night.
he chuckled
Baby yasay the sweetest
things he grabbed her asskissed her
firmly Now get in the car before ya get
me going
she laugheda cute
little bark stroked
him through his jeans kissed him once more then ran around opened the car door sat
in the backseat behind her father
no
sooner than closing it they pulled awaythe three waving outside their
windows standing in the street he waved
after them he waved until they went around the corner he caught one last glimpse of her as the car
went left she blew him a huge enthusiastic
kiss
that
was the second daysecond morning awakened early by robobozo buzzes they were calling before they should have but he
couldnt finger themprove it was them the
calls hungup as his message began crazy
old girlfriend she madeup the message he
liked it so much he left it Hiya! leave a
message she gasped Can’t come to the
phone I’m getting laid.
his mother
was humourless
Would
you please change that awful message, Joseph formal still since childhood it offends me.
The
message offends you or the fact I was getting
laid . .
.
. Pleease . stop! I won’t dignify that
with an answer.
Cuz
I was getting laid you knew Barbi an she made it Thawas a long time ago Maw but I like it an you cant figure out how to erase it Thas blisscubed
baby blisscubed
In
my house . .
. . In your house your rules but this is my houseOh my telephone my message machine
You’re
terrible.
I am Apple donfall far from the tree huh that always frosted her fanny
The Weekend
he was looking forward to
sleeping in he had her late nighthis
early morning
Laila
called she was fantasisingmasturbating had to share he dug where she took themfired off a couple
of rocketset fireworks girl had an raucousraunchy imagination
she triggered some awesome dreams scratch scratch scratchscratch scratch
asleep Wha the hell scratchscratch scratch scratch
scratch
catbox
scratch scratchscratch
bomber
he
wokeopened his eyes dark bellowed Yadiggin to China
under the hall nightlight he saw bomber hurtle out of the laundry Excavating
for the Peeking Man he called
after him he knew Peeking was spelled Peking it was a hominin lineage he knew existed evenif
nobody else did when he espoused it got him
no taker
Peeking Man OhGawd! Man coexisted Peeking
ofcourse a
voyeur hiding in the bushes peeking bush an Ts an As OhGawd! the first hominin whotugging his cock after urinating
discovered when wrung dry if he kept tugging it was pleasurable anif he tugged long enough he ejaculatedOhGawd! he mastered masturbation he
felt OhGawd! Man sounded better than Masturbating Man was more subtle
he called the era
Voyeurscene or HoleOcene
but he digressed
bomber is an orange tabby
had
he been female he was tempted to name him marmalade
liked it on his
English muffin
trigger word English muffin Tabitha from Essex or as she said
Excess anshe was
she helped him ruin a vintage
chrome Formica table a stout table too
usually after rutting when he tried
to say her name he said Tauh-bauh-thauh pulled a muscle or two in his tongue when they flipped positions in her wantoncraze on the table shed grind her clit pubic bone on his face fortunately
he had a good head of hair often
she bruised a cheekmore often fattened his lower lip
which proved advantageousproved an
assess he hadnt imagined until hed been with Tauh-bauh-thauh of Excess rubbering her clit and anus with it
they destroyed that kitchen table
marmalade English muffin but he
disgressed
The Weekend
didnt get off the way he imagined
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