6.9.25

Jordie

          he calls him that
guy always has to makeup nicknames for people

    Man Ya shoud have gonein with felon branding shit

Branding?

                What are you talking about?

The friend you just named

You know who Im talking about.

I don know who youre tal . .
. . Professor from Canada
Ahja  Tha fuck

You didnt give him enoug . .
. . Him an the other Gave em damn near twenty minutes antha was after I vettedem foundem reasonable learned
           Then they opened their mouth an started jerkin each other off

    Wha ofim

I think you’ll like this.

Recent

I’d say last week no later than.


Awright  Ill play
                        Whad he say

he cleared his voice

Is this gonna take awhile
                            If it is lemme refresh my coffee
No.
      It’s a sentence. 

Or otherwise ya woudnt have remember

You wanna cut me some slack?

Whenya earn it

                   Whad your buddy say

Jordie said Every boy should be a monster.

This How-To professor

He’s not a how . .
. . Somebody tells ya shoud shoud   ya shoudnt listen to em

Every boy being a monster was accompanied by . . unleash your inner monster . attract women . . . gain respect from other men . but . control it to avoid becoming evil.

He miss wha a monster is

                              Had I been at his TED Talks among his studio audiencewhaever Id have immediately interrupted himasked him a question

 

    Whawoud you have asked him

What would I have asked him?

Ja  You

I wouldn’t have asked anything, he was imparting his knowledg . .
. . Opinion
              Your buddys a psychologist authorHow-To  a media commentator known for his views
opinions on cultural political issues
                                         Tha from when I vetted him an the other learned  charlatan
They were good on paper

Then they opened their mouths

Its too bad you werent presentneed a third in a circle jerk a quorum  quorcum on your striped longsleeved cornflower blue an ivory shirt

What the hell are you talking about?

The question tha shoud have occurred to youimmediately  an interrupted him

I told you I wouldn’t have a question.

At the Kool-Aidhuh

Not at the Kool-Aid.

Yawere

             Had I been present heardim bray tha line Id have stoodgot off my ass

What shoud every girl be

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it was hot

it was late Fall

unseasonable

the sidewalk and he were patterned by the movingshadows of bare tree branches overhead

he was walking home for lunch from grade school


his mother seemed distracted when he arriveda quick kiss atop his head she left the kitchen

she had made him lunch
                            a white Wonder bread Cheez Whiz sandwich cup of Campbells tomato soup warm carrot and celery sticks a sweating glass of cold milk above the tableware like an exclamation point


    he wondered if he did something to deserve this
it was Monday

he had been to a birthday party Saturday

a group of the kids snuck off to the basement and played spin the bottle

he kissed pecked Gale Prellberg

Jannet Zipparo spun and when she went to kiss him she openmouth kissed himtook his breath away  slowlysitting back she said  That’s called a French kiss.
he was looking down her blouse
                                    she had cleavage
because Jannet was chubby
 

he wondered if Jannets mother called his mother
 

 

years later he walking on the same sidewalk under the same trees along Belle Plaine Avenue a block behind Gale
       she was something to behold from behind

she crossed Greenwood Avenue went right

                                                he knew her house was second from the corner
he lost sight of her


as he crossed Greenwood he saw that she was standing on her front porch
                                                                    Comere!
he came

            as he walked up toward her house trying hard not to be too obviousglancing at her perky big tits
they jutted
             they were incomparable
perky
       and big
howd she pull that off


Follow me.
he had been
Okay

she lead him up a narrow sidewalk along the side of the house into the backyard and to a dilapidated leaning garage off the graveled alleyway

the door to it was swung in and open  it wouldnt close

inside was a two door turquoise Studebaker sedan on concrete blocks

Nineteenfiftynine.

Cool

she opened the passenger side door

appeared she was going to get in

she pausedplaced a foot on the door sill turned her back was to the door
                                                                               Do you remember that birthday party we were at where we went down into the basement and played spin the bottle?

I do

    I was a little jealous I didn’t get to French kiss you.

I didnt know you want to kiss me

 

Do you remember that party a year, year and a half ago maybe longer, where we went into the closet, we were playing Seven Minutes in Heaven?

Ohyes   Yes I do

Weah . . ah . felt each other up.
They opened the door early on us

                                          I walked out backwards
she laughed had sensational dimples
                                                Yes.

I saw you walking home behind me.

Yes

Were you following me?

Yes

I thought so.

                 And thinking I thought about our interrupted seven minutes.

Yes he wasnt sure he was breathing any more

    I thought . . . we should have our time.

she stepped off the sill sprung the back of the passenger seat forward and went head first into the backseat
her skirt rode up

she wasnt wearing panties

 

soon he wasnt either

                            hed say

but he wasnt one to kiss and tell

 

    he would say  torrid            

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5.9.25


bitchin Word out again

                              however

this time NOT for changing his textcreating nonsense or the sixteenth letter of the twentytwo lettered Hebrew alphabet  Ayin
                     gets that a lot

    this time

for not challenging red underlining  an obvious misspelling
                                                                 it occurred as the first word of a sentence spoken by a character

it would be capitalised

if he didnt edit virtually sentence by sentence it might have escaped him

not often one sees two Zs together

                                       theres snazzy  ya got dizzy fizzy fuzzy jazzy tizzy pizza
Snow Whites Seven darling Dwarves

    Miladys entourage


Hazzard looked  strange

he was sure he misspelled it

Googled it

had errored

               and why hadnt Word caught red underlined Hazzard  because . . .

technologies are bros think how they fuckedover the country last presidential election

                                                                                                Googles plausible deniability for Word was this

“While ‘Hazzard’ is a common misspelling, possibly due to confusion with names like the fictional The Dukes of Hazzard or its use as a surname, the standard English term is always spelled with a single ‘z’.”

The Dukes of Hazzard

                               really 

    might suppose bros would watch that show
he wouldnt

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waltz up  So what’s goin’ on with the hair, the beard?

Lets put the ball back in your court
                                      What do you thinks goinon
Really?

Sure

          Lets pry into pry open your imagination for awhile

What might you think


I never know what you’re thinkin . .
. . Hazard  a fuckin guess

Why?  You know what you’re thinking, why should I ask?

Because youre bringinem up to me

                                      Id think youd think he hasnt gotten a haircut hasnt shaved end of story

    But it’s not the end of story.

Its not  Hazard a guess

                              Thas why theyre called guesses
No penalty ifya guess wrong
                                Or do you think there is did you get beatup for not guessing the correct number of jellybeans in the jar at the library to win a new book

    This is dumb.

Who began it

Who opened the can of worms

Take responsibility

Guess


    I have no idea.

 

 

 

Not one guess

Not one.

Youll excuse me for sayin so an when someone asks to be excused for sayin so you know theyre going to offend youya know tha  correct

You shoud also know ifya don say anythingremain silent your silence if you disagree yadonsay they believe not even assume believe youre in agreement  Acquiescing

Reason why some people find me rude interrupting interjecting the moment they say something abysmal fuckinanything I disagree with


Good

        A neglected destitute imagination

Or lack penchant

Fear being wrong
                    Im not going out on a limb when I say I believe you were among the kids in class who didnt ask a question because they thought it might be a stupid while I was the kid at the front of the room who asked it

 

My hair

My beard

Halloween

Jeff Bridges

The Dude

Christmas

Jesus Christ All Grownup

 

    Jesus Christ

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Out of curiosity, what do you go at?

Go at

           Lotsa things I go at argue politics with stupid people who havent facts but simmerin to the brim with opinions

Wittgenstein?

Right on
          Whereof thereof

But they bray anyways an dig their hole deeper an deeper
                                                                 I hearem out
Theres a benefit to tha

A benefit?
Ja
     Standing at the bottom of their hole deep enough to need help to get out I either walk away or buryem


Great visualhuh

Fantastic.

             I wish I’d have thought of that.

Ive no choice Im an idea guy

You are, you are.
                    But most are either fantastic or impermissible.

If only more people woud think outside the box
                                                  Its a bit like a grave   Better view
Ja  So theres tha

                                Whas go at

Oh. Yeah. Go at.

                    What do you weight?

Out of curiosity

I am.

Ive no ideaguess oneseventy to oneeighty

How often do you weight yourself?

I don

Why wouldn’t you weigh yourself regularly?

Last time I did was when I was strengthtraining
                                                      Since the accident an long long fuckinlong recovery thas off the table

You don’t have a scale, do you?

I do not
           Used the scale at the gym


I weigh myself every day.

    Why

             Curious
Binge

I don’t binge.

Eat regularly

Yes.

Eat regularly not ill why weigh I cant imagine your fluctuation woud be dramatic or trend
                                                                                               Upward trends worry you

My parents when they were alive, my siblings, growing older, have put on weight. My sisters significantly.

They werent athletes By my recollection
                                             Sedentary
Youre not

Let’s say, I want to be aware.

 

    Awright


Arent you curious?

Obviously not

                     I shoud rectify tha
You recall I do not ingest sweets chocolate candy cake pie cookies pastries donuts ice cream soda
    
    You do

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You understand theres no way for you to win this argument

Backatya


    Shoud have had crackers

I didnt want crackers
                          I wanted a bagel

You coud have had bagels

Didnt hit my price point

May not hit your price point ever again

Thas possible

Coffee

Tariffs
          Yasee the prices at the market yesterday
I did
       Defeated my price point too

Ja  Screwed

                 America doesnt grow coffee


Think of all the things America doesnt grow doesnt manufacture
                                                                        Felon brilliant

Health event

Fall down the steps of Air Force One

Thad be a public health event  One for the books

But we digress
         
                      Back on point I didnt want crackers

Crackers are legit with soup  Think
                                         Tomato soup

Last time you had tomato soup

I think you know
I do

    When

Grade school  When we used to walk home for lunch
                                                         Maw woud do grilled cheese an tomato soup
Campbells

 

    Think we ought to revisit it some time

No

I concur


Coud have had crackers

Ja No

But ya coud have

But I didnt want to

Want has nothing to do with it  Have it
                                          Enfuckintitled

If I were we woud have

 

 

    there no winning an argument against ones self 

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4.9.25


I just can’t imagine.

Its simple
            Football on TV had been social
Im no longer social

Ive never been interested in the athletes their lives celebrity  what theyre paid to pitch

Not since Dandy Don Howard Costello Frank Gifford have talking heads said a word I want to hear

    Its about the game


When its over  highlights culled  assembled
                                                 I watch online
I enjoy its muted distillation


You wouldn’t go out to a sports bar?

No

Go hang with friends?

If invited Id decline
                     I cant tolerate the commercials the challenges the games natural flow interrupted

Its humanity diminished


Not only can’t I imagine . . . can you imagine what not watching says about your masculinity?


 

 

    You evidently have concerns about yours

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. . . we’re concerned.
                        You’re alone.
Whos we whas your concern

That . . that was a little abrup . .
. . Warranted
                 Who

    The family. That you’re alone. You must be lonely.

Lonely thats an interesting concept
                                  Thas an interesting concept  You lonely

No. Heavens’s no.

                      I’m surrounded by family, friends, no, of course not.


    Why woud you think Im lonely

Because you’re alon . .
. . Thas   thas quite the loop the hamsterwheel youve got going
                                                                      Id say my environment is virtually stressfree you live stress freeI  I woud dare to think no
                                                            Youre welcome to correct me

You’re honest-to-God tellin . .
. . I am

Whas your truth  Stressfree
                                  Youve negated my pets   My ferals
Theyre entertaining as shit great company  No lip

They stress more than me
                            Terrorised by Latter-day Saints other Bible enthusiasts suddenly at the door
Disappear an hafhour hour at a time
                                        Become my incentive for me to terrorise whoever knocked
Fun an games

The delivery trucks UPS FedEx DHL United States Postal Service set them off too Packages to be had  DoorDash Uber Lyft groceries restaurant items  my cats freak

Though speaking for myself
                              So much water off a ducks back  I pay no attention  Nones for me
So no
          
         Not alone not lonely

You can inform the family please

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