finishing his third heavilypoured vodka and tonic putting it down on a Mexican ceramictopped side table

he sighed loudly 

                  So bird legs huh?

Yah  Might recall I said divine midthigh up

he sighed again

                   I don’t think you said divine.

I didnt

        I said midthigh up she was “outrageous  topped off with a miraculous brain imaginative sharp cut like a honed butchers blade” Im quoting I remember exactly wha I said

                                                               You can only remember that I didnt say divine

Nothing to get angry about.

At least ya didnt sigh this timeIm not angry

You may be angry.

Keep it up Ill be

Whatever . .

. . Thall anger meya know tha  I dislike whatever

I’m a little drunk.

Drunk

        Not a caveat Tha don allow you provocation

Whate . . . he caught himself smart My intention wasn’t to provoke.

Whawas your intention

he closed one eye like he was aiming

                                         I think I don’t . don't . have an intention . . . rather . I’m curious.

Boutwha

I’m curious he belched Excuse me.

                                    I’m curious whatever  he smiled thought he was being clever he resisted comment  I’m curious whatever happened to bird legs . .

. . Kristen

Wow . . you remember her name.

I remember every womans name I slept with

                                               You 

he closed his other eye he might have been trying to read the bathroom stall he wrote them on                                                                                                                               he sighed Not . . right . . . now.  he opened his eyes  Kristen is bird legs.

                                                   Or is bird legs Kristen.

Kristen

         Bird legs is an attribute which youll recall made her an exception

But eventually you broke upquit seeing each other . . . so aside from her brain did anything else contribute to her exception?

We quit seeing each other because she returned to Maryland for Christmas  she took a semester offsaid she was getting a little crispy 

               We sharedenjoyed a mutual freestyle tossed telephone calls back an forth Ya free I am We were usually able to make time for each other

Anything else . contribute to her exception?

She liked my conch chowder made it fresh free dove for it

Never had it.

Yare missing out Get a chance try it

Guys you lived with didn’t eat it?

Didnt offer wasnt sleeping with em

                                    something like a butterfly fluttered in his eyes  Aah . .

Aah. What’s aah mean?

he laughed deeply

What’s funny?

               What are you laughing about?

   Jaysus

               We didnt mind rug burns  not knees  spines   shoulder blades handselbows  how I almost forgot  Nuts

1619,  Saturday,  25  6. 22

1310,  Thursday,  30  6. 22

Mike Love  These Are My Roots  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzjyr8OJWRU

Zeppelin  Whole Lot of Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T4LnsuB9Ms

he heard an remembers old Republican men whining about an activist Supreme Court until they helped form an illegitimate activist Court

                            so as Justice Thomas spouts off about contraception same-sex marriage LGBTQIA+  Texas AG Paxton is all lubed up to defend sodomy laws 

                                                   he cant find anyone who would commit sodomy with him let alone sex

NO SOUP FOR HIM!

1619,  Thursday,  30  6. 22

Activist justice – Thomas  https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/24/roe-wade-clarence-thomas-contraception-same-sex-marriage/

sodomise TX AG Paxton  https://www.advocate.com/law/2022/6/30/texas-ag-ken-paxton-willing-and-able-defend-sodomy-law

Seinfeld  Soup Nazi  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSTiKHOFEI

   1   # struck him curiously

                                 attached to dates

2 dates recognised threats against America from without 

                                                                      December 7, 1941

     

                                                                      September 11, 2001

horrifically the remaining 1 date was at the hands of the president his enablershenchmen and predominately white insurrectionists 

                                                                      January 6, 2021

the vile ought to be imprisoned for the rest of their lives without parole

                                                                           if they want to opt-out cop-out they could take a little cocktail 

                Bartender fix em up an Epstein Gargle

gurgle gurglegurgle

1711,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

1000,  Thursday,  30  6. 22

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/jeffrey-epstein-is-dead-according-to-multiple-news-reports 

Dub Inc  Resist and Fight  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InX19Ryg7mM

he had a routine because he needed one

                                           he could afford it 

if he could afford more

hed stuck to his guns

  Want  Affluence   were diseases 

                                       were divviedup under ressentiment -- philosopher Ian Buchanan: a “vengeful, petty-minded state of being that does not so much want what others have (although that is partly it) as want others not to have what they have.”

Doc said Joe. I’m sorry. By virtue of the tests we performed my diagnosis is onset ressentiment.

Ressentiment

 Yes. You understand of course you can seek a second option, however the results are beyond reproach.

Okay doc  just shoot me

I can’t shoot you. My Hippocratic oath.

Mebbe ya know of a doctor who is a hypocrite

No.

he left the office and walked down to a corner tavern

bartenders name stitched on the breast of his bowling shirt  Botch

Hiya Botch

Hello boss, whacan I getcha?

Familiar with an Epstein Gargle

1627,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

1046,  Thursday,  30  6. 22

Do we have to do politics? she whined

Yes Yare lookin at it the wrong way   Politickles

Cute. 

        You going to be longwinded or succinct?                                

I can say so three points before you can cut your toenails

she looked at him kind of peculiar

   Wha

Do my toenails need cutting?

Wha

Did I scratch you last night?

Scratch No nonono

                     Was trying to take up a different spin on how fast I could say butya gotta be listening Thisll frost your fanny 

            he looked at her kind of peculiar

What?

I love frosting your fanny

Ohmygawd, you’re a piece of work. Tell me already.

Cuz yare aching to know

No. So we’ll get onto something else.

You may become embroiled

It’s politics . .

. . Politickles

Whatever. she smiled despite herself  Tickle me.

he smiled

          he coudnt wait to tell her what began roving around in his mind at tickle me

Awright

         This will blow your mindPlease tell me to blow you

Ohmygawd.

Ill blow you afterwardsafter I tickle your fancy This is beginning to read like a menu

Would  you   just.

Yes

     You recall jackass Flynn lied to Justice Former pardoned him

I do because of you.

Yah Ought to be rotting in prison

                                   He testified before the JanuarySix Select Committee  was deposed by Liz Cheney

Dick’s daughter?

Yes Dick Thas a whole other storywha a prick

                                                 Cheney asked him “Do you believe the violence on January Sixth was justified morally?" He took the Fifth so not to incriminate himself

Needless to say taking the Fifth he incriminated himself.

Yah

     Hes a sack of shit  Cheney asks him “Do you believe the violence on January Sixth was justified legally?" He took the Fifth

Again?

Yah

     "General" I don’t know why she referred to him by a rank he has despoiled  "Flynn, do you believe in the peaceful transition of power in the United States of America?" 

He responded "The Fifth."

Jesus.

        He should have stayed in Russia.

Ohshit ya remembered                                    

You braying politickles, how could I forget?

You impress the hell out of me

Thank you. she began undoing her skirt  Now blow me. 

Yes maam

after 1000,  Twosday,  28  6. 22

223preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/questions-michael-flynn-refused-answer-come-focus-rcna35896?cid=eml_mra_20220629&user_email=e4c91d00eead6d858374885584701152a02c6d873bb23bf387b4583a289e5951 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/guess-who-came-dinner-flynn-putin-n742696

 archaic see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

 

theyre sleepwalking

other than Honorable Ketanji Brown Jacksons confirmation testimony he not heard or witnessed such compelling testimony than that of Dr Christine Blasey Ford and Ms Cassidy Hutchinson

                                                                                     three courageous women

cowardly the red Senate minimised Dr Ford to the countrys detriment  it refused to stand on their hind legs twice to impeach the former yet the House did  thats History                                                                                                                                   they wont be able to ride roughshod over Ms Hutchinson

John Waynes cavalry has no legs

he hopes her oath and testimony sticks in their craw and they choke on it

336preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

629preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts

Yellowman  Rise and Fall  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMBSxO_vPFc

Your list of dealbreakers is mighty pointedharsh . to my thinking . . but I’m curious . . . have you ever taken one down, let one fall?

Whamakes ya ask

he actually rubbed his chin missing hair on his chinnychinchin As I said, it’s severe I don’t have half of what you have . . but I got to thinking that maybe over time somethingone thing fell aside . . maybe you made an exception.

he smiled appreciated that occasionally his wheels turned

                                                             Gotta say ya surprised me Occasionally you reveal a pothole in your brain

Pothole?

Yaint a deep thinker It exhausts you

Come on . .

. . You comon

               You holdup the truth Aint gonna stop now arya

No.   I’ll admit it hurt. he laughed raucously

it was infectious he laughed with him

I’m gonna believe oneonly one has fallen away . . and you made an exception . yes . . you made the exception.

I did  Took me weeks to let it go

Weeks?

Yah I placed her assets up against her minusesshe had very few On a scaleriding a teeter totter minuses pedaled their legs in midair  No way down 

So I let one go

                  To confirm your thinking  I made an exception

She was exceptional?

  Clever  She was Evidently her flaw was apparent only to me my eyes my tastes

 

You going to say?

You have my admission 

You’re killing me.

                   Please I’m begging . . say.

Yare begging

I am begging.

  Beggin    Awright

                                 She had bird legs midthigh up she was outrageous  topped off with a miraculous brain imaginative sharp cut like a honed butchers blade

Bird legs.

Genetic met her three younger sisters  All three    She coudntve done a damn thing about em

So you made an exception?

Really big of mehuh

                     Wha a pig

1619,  Saturday,  25  6. 22

1143,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

Your grandfatheryour namesake  would not approve of your . . . you.

  Your point

I thought . perhaps . . you’d might consid . .

. . Why

Your grandfathe . .

. . Died when I was a boy

I knew your grandfather when I was a young man, he impressed me. 

Anya believebelieve you can speak for himwha he would think of me

                                                                         Arya that twisted to believe Id listen to you speak for him thirty years after he died  A lot of water significant historyAmerican history has passed under the bridge Possible he wouldnt be the man you remember

You’d embarrass him.

                         He might not be keen.

I doncare who is or isnt keen on me

                                     I don dance like a monkey for family or the tyranny they presume they have over me

We don

he glared but he didnt say anything

Were don he turnedwalked away oblivious of the eyes at the back of his head that may have wished they were gun barrels

1816,  Twosday,  28  6. 22

1008,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

The Staple Singers  Respect Yourself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pYKdqD1ls

Im tellinya men and womenaside from women being superior to men have significant tastes likenesses

                                                                                                              Although in regards to snuffling pigdomwhich men are unrivaled  but that is basic to the state of the world since humankind dragged its knuckles in primordial earth due to the fact that men physically made women submit  violence is a quick fix an that violence is virtually an has always been one way

I’m not a pig.

You are I am There are levels it is a continuum the good old blackest white to whitest black

I’m not, I refuse to be called a pig.

  Yare a pig  Refuse all ya like to hell an back but theres no changing yare a pig

And still you liken women to men.

                                     So women would be pigs.

Sows Id submit some are

                             But placed on a scale a teeter totter women are up in the air  feet nowhere near the ground

I disagree.

Example

Women are shallow.

Thas not an example

It is.

Sayin it doesnt make it so An example

Awright, women love men in uniform firefighters cops . . or men in business suits, a sort of uniform, that invokes money, power, prestige.

Arya kiddin me 

                 Men love women in uniform naughty librarians Catholic school Japanese school uniforms cheerleaders Dominatrixes   Give me a freakin break

the silence was as eerie as his expression

                                             last time hed seen anything near that was the expression on frogs he pithed for high school biology classes

he recognised inadvertently that he was taking advantage of his buddys confession he didnt want to work that hard

while his outline form would have Roman numeral Main Points capital letters Subordinate points other Subordinate points subsets 1. 2. 3. their subsets a. b. c.  he didnt have an outline

                                                                           he may have just been shooting from the hip thinking he had John Waynes six-shooter that didnt need reloading  hunreds of magic rounds 

                                                                                                     a cinematic hero

cinema is make believe

life aint

2132,  Sunday,  26  6. 22

1601,  Twosday,  28  6. 22

Elton John  The Ballad of Danny Bailey  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8NKmP-ptfQ

    corpus callosum 

         they were really swinging nowcutting width swathes in their sapiosexuality

corpus callosum

                 a mammalian brain structure a wideband of commissural fibers uniting left and right cerebral hemispheres

sapiosexuality

               sexually attracted to intelligent people he had to correct him Ya mean attracted to intelligent women otherwise youd admit being bisexual which doesnt churn your oar an ofcourse they first had to be sexually attracted by the packagingthe shrinkwrap  skin 

                                 he didnt bring up wideband wouldnt

                                                                         his buddy was a science teacher he did  

but mentioning it in the same breath as sapiosexuality directed himnot unknowingly he had a grasp a shimmer of recognition from reading womens brains the connective tissue wiring their hemispheres was more interconnected than men theyre wired front to back few connections between the sides 

                                                           he also held and admonished him  women are smarterlikely better in everything than men are

which teacher didnt buy

                           but he was a sensitive closeted sexist  he believedwithout a doubt that men were superior they ran everythingdidnt they

Yes he admitted Through coercion through violence throughout history

it was a strange conversation

after 1523,  Monday,  27  6. 22

1219,  Twosday,  28  6. 22

Anything you can do I can do better.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0                       

I think I’m in love.

he eyed her

               Love

she caught his eye

                    Don’t say it like that. You ought to be happy for me I thought you’d be happy for me.

Should I ought to be happy for your heartbreak

     Why do you have to be that way? she sneered like something offensive hit her in the nose

Im not being any way Im a realist  tha I know him ya might pause an wonder why I don consider him a friend

Yare lookinstaring at the bright side which can often blind  Im pointing out theres a flipside to everything The fine print

I am a realis . .

. . Yes normally 

                   So read the fine print under charming glossy advertisement

tension went out of her shoulders a tell he saw it You have something against love?

No  Ya have to change the subject 

                                     Thas a poor ploy  playing defense   Im not tellinya wha to do Im offeringsuggestin Im saying decisions yours I wont be living your life

she flushed  she was angry with him

                                         he appreciated that  thas the cost of being honest with a friend

I think I’m in love.

he chimed I think Im infactuated

You’re being mean.

Im not

You’re being cruel.

No baby if I were mean cruel I woudnt say infactuated Id say I think Im infucktuated

                                                                                           Get your rocks off  Ya don have to be in love

1457,  Sunday,  26  6. 22

0857,  Twosday,  28  6. 22

Collie Buddz  Love is Life  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHdPRP8ouo8

dealbreakers

               once upon a time they determinedelaborated them  but occasionally another floated down out of the sky like a breast feather shed by a bird in flight or fright or panic

Youll have to excuse me I didnt say then  Im saying now

What didn’t you say?

A dealbrea . .

. . Another dealbreaker?Christ.

                                  Your litany's impossible.

I have a high bar

Too high for my taste.

Stopwoudya youd allow fourfive dealbreakers then question it  One kills it thas the point of a dealbreaker  One 

Beggin aint choosin

he rolled his eyes                                  

Damnright  Yad beg to get close to pussy

                                            Tellinya Next time yare up in Tahoe keep going into Nevada  Id bet yare within a halfhour of paying for it

adamantly  curt  I’m not paying for it.

he punched it up in his smartphone 

                                      My mistake  thirtyfour minutes Twentysevenpointseven miles Bunny Ranch It indicates its pricey How are your negotiating skills  Or woudya rather just beg

Fuck you.

Cant afford me

                   However  as I was sayinother dealbreaker

I said Christ. What?

High maintenance

                    I catch a whiff DOA dead on arrival

What’s high maintenance?

You know

If I knew I wouldn’t ask.

To be direct frank women you date  Which I woudnt

                                                        Between em yave dropped bank on anhave come up sexual bupkis Kiss on the cheek aint sex ya know thayah

Freshscrubbed maybe a touch of eye makeup real comfortable in jeans

So if you catch a whiff of high maintenance, dealbreaker.

Right on bro High bar 

                        Otherwise yave settled

And that’s a crime.

Thas a crime

                 Ya value yourself or you don

1700ish,  Saturday,  25  6. 22

1548,  Monday,  27  2. 22

https://www.businessinsider.com/legal-prostitution-in-nevada-photos-of-brothels-marc-mcandrews

  his Eye  that wanderintimeslyin Eye sometimes clever fell on a magazine casually tossed on a low library table

another magazine laid on top it partially obscuring the beginning of its title

his Eye declared Pornsite

                          Yasee  Porn site  When did the library begin offering porn 

I thinkya read it wrong

  Me

              You

Fine whadahell  We read it wrong

I read whaya want me to see

I see whaya show me

                         Lets shall we look again   Im pushing aside the magazine straddling it

Yer thinkin porn straddling 

Im not

        Keep peeled

rather he picked it up 

title in question  Dornsife

proven wrong unhappily Eye barked Wha the hells Dornsife

Woudya take a momentslow it down  See A USC publication  College of Letters Arts and Sciences

it fluttered   Boring so fuckin boringboring . . 

                                                  to himself hed agree  his wanderinEye spiced things up and often gave him ideas he wouldnt have had if he hadnt seen what it showed him  it never askedBAM  Yasee wha I see

it was amusing

                 evenif sometimes contentious

1619,  Saturday,  25  6. 22

1355,  Monday,  27  6. 22