celebrities come an go
righteously this cat went
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf-G6TUv3ck
better luck next time around
cowboy
1940, Monday,
31 1. 22
31.1.22
Man havem allhave each an every gawdamn one
of em they aint got a thing Im
interested in
You’re nutsyou’re being
ridiculous, of course they . .
.
. DO Don flatter yourself They got whaya
want an whaya want an I want are crazy different
Crazy different?
Nuts different
You’re being ridiculo . .
.
. Am I
You really don’t think you are?
Im
not
Yare anya don have to forgive me yare superficial man Ya like the frosting on the cake coud give a
fuck wha cakes inside
You’re not fond of cake.
Im not but were talkin bout wha yare interested in
You make me feel like I’m on the outside looking
in.
Coud wish ya were lookinreally
lookin
Horseshit Cuz yaint
Could you be more precise?
Cant teach a blind man to see
Im not bli . .
.
. Ya are
Obnoxiously so
Then knowitall, spell it out for me.
Newsflash Gussied up girls Yer
cock an balls get twisted up in a vise by airbrushed painted women blemish free
We all got blemishes Yare tickled not to brush them off let it ride
You’re knocking beaut . .
.
. Im knockin cosmetics
Im
knockin skin deep beauty
Ultimately Im knockin high maintenance
As opposed to . .
. . As
opposed to a girl fresh from a shower shakes her hair out dresses steps into
the kitchen to share coffee with yaBam off
an runnin
You’re full of shit.
Open yer eyes dude
1848, Saturday,
29 1. 22
1901, Monday,
31 1. 22
Bachman Turner Overdrive Let It Ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKSUQ9ANoOE
he confessed somebody note the time the date get
it down hes confessing
he confessed he
thought off the rails was cool sprungdislocated
from tracks unshackled unmoored all things or anyone who might try to stop
one from disembarking
barkingbark BARK AWHrouh were useless
off the rails
railing
screamincryin
he was wrong
Off the rail! a command It’s not made for you to play on.
Get down get off . GET OFF!
it collapsed
the sound sickening in
that moment seemed long discrete seconds
tick tick tick horrible ghastly screams tick tick blur of colored clothing tick blur of horrorcontorted
faces
theyre gone silence
couldnt hear their bodies strikesplash the cliff face brokendoll sledding pinwheeling HIT bottom he watched them explode couldnt avert his eyes witnessed brokeneggs oozing together spattered
oozing separate like thin tentacles
earlier he leaned against the
railing
it felt stout
he had his picture taken
usually didnt pose
under the headline TRAGEDY 7 CHILDREN DEAD the local newspaper published a stark
crystal clear photograph in the foreground the paver walkway stretched between sandbagged sawhorses were bright yellow
barricade tape CAUTION and POLICE
LINE DO NOT CROSS cherry red ribbon DANGER
KEEP OUT against a background of empty pale blue sky
1639, Monday,
24 1. 22
1024, Monday,
31 1. 22
Beatles (George Harrison) I Me Mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqaTuXkqFI
30.1.22
Hmm smidge
he preferred it to smidgen an n shy anchovy
occurs to him is it an n or a n an n or a n an
on an on anon anonymously certainly not Al-Anon
smidge
hed not be budged off a smidge
he wasnt stubborn
more likely snubborn
his tabula rasa scribbled all
over turned scribbled turned scribbled turned scribbled not an uncertain or paltry palimpsest Pal right did
him no favours pal imp limps best
not stubborn
just saw more than was intended misunderstood their intentions which he believed was misfortunate their intentions were closed snuggedtight doors while he saw them as doors flung agapeflung
wide openopen to interpretation
whohe then whole wholly was an interpreter a translator couldnt help himself a transslanter transplanter why should
transers transirs transmaams have trans all to themselves they ought to welcome him with waiting arms to
Aah a smidge of their territory sometimes unfortunately terroritory
1041, Sunday,
30 1. 22
https://lucian.uchicago.edu/blogs/mediatheory/keywords/palimpsest/
29.1.22
Im in orbit
HA
a seattlelite That’s not how it is
said or spelled. No it is not
Im playingIm having me some fun at no expense to anyone ansince Im not expendsive expensive no expense to me eitherr Like
it
Misspelling. Yes but I said I like it Mind your own business
cracked
his knuckles You are my business.
sigh
he was just going to have to ignore him
or her or herr or frau or dough ray me faut sowha lay tit dough
their
arms fell to their sides You’re ridiculous.
Im just having me some fun as I said earlier
Leave me be for a bit Ill letya know when Im back
Where
was I Ah
Im in orbit
I am a mundane circulatingcelestial body very smallSmall
hard
to see unless someones specifically looking for me
I woanderround circlecircuit
throughout day to night
only visual in the evening
My daytime anticsHEY myantics
semantics
semenantics Oh stop! yare really getting ridiculous
now. I asked ya to leave me be Im riffing
Riffing, our ass, you’re pulling us down, pulling us apart;
asunder.
Were
done here
Ill letya know when Im back
they
shrugged looked
hopeless it was
I have our best interests at heart.
Yado
Ya do
where was he Ah
semenantics
My daytime antics are fadedswallowed up in
the light of day dark
side of the moon quashed
But unseen doesnt mean
Im not there absence of evidence isnt evidence of absence A E I E A a e i o u & sometimes y
I am
I am pregnant
Im in orbit
better than in an obit
Da End That’s
all Folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVJSWb2XL8
Im baack
1739, ReggaeFriday,
28 1. 22
1327, Saturday,
29 1. 22
Sound of Music Do Re Mi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnBMAEA3AM
Blackbear (Ft. Gucci Mane) Do Re Mi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38bNPeE_hA8
Ooo ooo
he
sounded like Car 54s police officer Gunther Toody despite oooing in his head he hopedcrossed his fingers one democrat
seated on the Senate Judiciary Committee might wryly irreverently asks President
Bidens black female Supreme Court nominee
Do you like beer?
1607, Thursday,
27 1. 22
907
preferred to 2107, Saturday, 29 1. 22
nominee Kavanaugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUX86Uo1nsg
Don know much about history
Don know much biology
Don much about science book
Don know much about the French I
took
Yah Cooke that was then this is a now
Don know much about QAnon
a cabal which doesnt seem to know much about
anything other than itself
but he knew
knew it was full of shit
expouse parables levy metaphors one could put them in a tailspin What’s
that? Huh?
their membership grinds teeth
over big words
had to feed them slowly feed them
smooth pureed baby food feed them
something they could suck up
easy to swallow
digestible
it hadnt teeth to chew masticate
No I said masticate not jesus
masturbate Wha
clowns
he didnt know much about QAnon except
they were believers
led by their nose most Faithful
are fucked up
1931, ReggaeFriday,
28 1. 22
1115, Saturday,
29 1. 22
Sam Cooke Wonderful World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjgj5A2gOs
Jon Stewart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTeMFnhJjWw
Monkees I’m a Believer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv2MLlZKarM
Wha wha wha had he said
Whad I say
You’re asking me what you said?
When?
Just a while back the thing with a friend
Thing with a friend.
Aww tha aint helpnot restating wha I said
I said about havin something with a friend
What friend?
Girl girl friend
Girl friend or girlfriend?
Look at you So happy you know the difference between the
two
Hanging out with you I’ve learned
there’s a difference.
Yes Positively
Had something for her
Something?
Yes
A fling with a friendNo
No no, you don’t use fling . .
not that I remember.
It kinda rhymed
Freak with a friend
I’ve heard you use freak . .
.
. No Thats not it
Not it?
No
DAMMIT clutching at straws fingering a friend fucking a friend Rhymes
Nope. I can’t remember . . rhymes.
Rhymes with friend . .
.
. Yes
Sorry . .
.
. Yare no help
That’s what I was going to say.
Man, it’s really bending you.
It is
I know I just gotta say
HUMM with a friend HMM with a friend
Friend
Don’t look at me.
Sorry Wasnt Was looking through yaI know this HUMMM
with a friend
Awshit
GOT IT
Got it? What?
You’re
killing me.
Affair with a friend
Affair, affair with a friend . . rhymes. Was that so hard?
Hurt my head remembering it
Was it that important?
Memorys always important
You pointing that at me?
I don have to pointyour memorys
shit
Ooo ooo lemmesay
lemmesay it now or Ill forget Yasay
youll work on it but ya don
You know why?
Ofcourse I do
Why?
Because ya don wanna work that
hard
Affair with a friend Good to remember
A girl friend?
Yes
That memorable?
That memorable
Never saw it
coming Unexpected The best
1701, Monday, 24 1.
22
1339, ReggaeFRiday,
28 1. 22
28.1.22
LOADING
LOADING
LOADING
fucknah it aint its goading him
thats what computers do in regards
to him
together they exercise a hatehate relationship
Excuse me, I believe you’re wrong, it’s called
a lovehate relationship.
Excuse meyare
wrong
Hatehate I hate it it hates me as
he said that he could hear once upon a time the companys computer technician frustrated
enter the call center yelling at him REBOOT!
They pay ya to tell me to reboot Wha a gravy job Lets go outside an Ill knock ya senseless take
your job Reboot Theres
more than reboot to the trouble my computers been having Find out what it is at its core woudya
Find it? Find what?
Two dozen people work here
with you and you’re only one, the only one, who continually, an I mean continually,
has problems with their computer.
Which stands to reason
Stands to reason . what . . stands to
reason? his
eyeballs bulged had to admit it humoured
him What the hell stands to reason?
Hatehate man
Would you quit with that hatehate,
it’s a machine, just a machine.
I don care for machineswhy when I
was a carpenter I used hand tools Hand
tools don mess up I can mess up they don
I already rebooted
his jowls swelledhis face went
redUP! Out of your chair! Out of the
cube! Now!
Mike man yareally
need to practise some patien . .
.
. I got other projects Im supposed to be working on rather than this . recurrently.
Then fix it base
level or prep me a new one
This was a new one, like the one
before it . . the one before it.
Yasee yasee the theme the real problem
Theme?
Hatehate baby
While ya work on that damn thing
Ill go for coffee Have one
I’ll have one.
Donsay I know whaya like
begrudgingly
Thank you.
Yare welcome
still
LOADING
LOADING
LOADING
goading
0944,
ReggaeFriday, 28 1. 22
2001s Dave & HAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DX142NtqOE
he wouldntcouldnt tout a
creed they creep like thieves with religious
intent
however he would agree he had beliefs
anright
at the tippytop of his list I believe in
condoms
some guys didnt
it should be noted he wrote guys anguys
arent men
some guys never become or aspire
to be men
some guys will be boys their
whole life
Peter Pan I won’t grow up . . I’ll never
grow up.
full
disclosure he was a manchild
he believed in condoms with
religious fervor
he enamoured in those days prophylactics were kept
and sold from behind the counter he turned on a female pharmacist
who was head over heels that he accepted responsibility for his birth control
she told him so
she was comely he
could see through womens clothing it was
a birthday wish he made when he was younger and because he didnt say what he
wished for it came true anhe tended to be provocative
So which one will you have?
Ahyes ah which which
shall it be
Lemme ask you Which do you like
I like?
Yes
Which condom do you like best It don matter to medoesnt matter because inside
them Im somewhat desensitised not the
same as without Ive have sex with girls
who are on birth control an skin to skin
is the best
her eyes went bigshe had big eyes to begin
with huge green eyesflinted with soft amber
The best?
Yes The best
Ifya have a childchildren youve had unprotected sex Don try an tell me it didnt feel best
she
softly cleared her throat into a looseclosed hand I have a daughter and a son.
Felt best Yah
she blushed
Colour suits ya
Staahp. inside Stop her voice brokebroke inside a syllable
Eydon mean to make you feel uncomfortable I just
want to know which one feels best to you
If we were to have sex
she gasped
I . Im
almost old enough to be your mother whispered out of
her throat like a full looseknotted toy balloon
Almost isnt Is it
Id say your children arent in schoolare
they
Are they hung like an undecided translucentiridescent
toy bubble undecided to rise or fall or
what hung in languidlazy suspension
Are they
No. They are not.
Then save me youre almost old
enough to be my mother Antherefore a contemporary Which one feels best to you
he could see she was wet between her
legs see her belly catch see her nipples swell
Please which one
not hard to imagine why he believed
in condoms
1725, Twosday,
25 1. 22
0029, ReggaeFriday,
28 1. 22
Hot Chocolate You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4WCutVJs7Q
Rickie Lee Jones I Won’t Grow
Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF_tbn4C1jI
27.1.22
extra Ecclesiam nulla salus dogma fetch
your bone thoperhaps
more likely dogma take a bone
Latin
outside the Church there is no
salvation
salvation
the preservation or
deliverance from harm ruin loss
for tithe celebration confession
one is spared
until theyre not
God works in mysterious ways
until He doesnt
if he were demanded to concede begrudgingly Gawd at best is a trickster a coyote a wall
to wall compendium of opposites annotNOT to be counted on in the clutch
too
many clutches
too many hands
perhaps if there was a waiting
list to join To the end, just go to the end
of the line, there are no cuts, you’ll take your turn when and if you have one.
a parcel hed negotiate with who
for his concession
unlikely
given all the horrible errorsthe terribly late apologises
limbo
purgatory
no evidence
taken on faith
a mighty big fucking ask
leave him be
ask someone else please
he was happy and content just being
a good person without a club jacket or avowed membership to anything
1725, Twosday,
25 1. 22
1027, Thursday,
27 1. 22
Intelligence Squared debate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZRcYaAYWg4
limbo abode of souls of unbaptised infants
purgatory state of suffering inhabited by souls of
sinners who are expiating their sins before going to heaven
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