17.2.23


a really random true or false

1980 
         ‘Grossly retarded’ child found in unheated house is the article headline from the Minneapolis Star and Tribune 
         AP Associated Press

Philadelphia, Pa.


A “grossly retarded” 12-year-old girl who weighed only 39 pounds was found Monday in an unheated and abandoned house. Police said the screaming child was curled into a fetal position among debris infested by roaches. 
reads like a dystopic horror 

Officers responding to a report of a possible burglary discovered “a screaming child curled in the fetal position” Kimberly Bowie in a rear upstairs bedroom of a two-story brick rowhouse, said Capt. Dorothy Cousins of the Juvenile Aid Division. The house had no electricity or heat, and temperatures overnight were in the low 30s. -- his brother-in-law texted him  38 degrees overnight at your place deserves a place in your resume

The girl’s mother, Denise Bowie fingers crossed not a relative of James Bowie of Alamo fame 27, surrendered to police yesterday afternoon and was charged with attempted murder, recklessly endangering another person, endangering the welfare of a child and abandonment, according to the Juvenile Aid Division.  
                                                                                Why surrender?

She was arraigned last night and held in lieu of $25,000 bail for a Jan. 9 hearing. bail bondmen could have released her on $2,500 – bag of dicks to suck

Bowie, who has four other children (27 – has five children), told police she had gone to her mother’s house about 15 blocks away for the holidays. She said she had not taken Kimberly because she “felt ashamed and guilty and upset (Kimberly is 12),” police said.

She said she had tried to get help for her daughter through mental health agency. She said she had sent food back every day and had left the heater on, adding she didn’t have money for oil, police said.

Defective Jerry Whartenby said there was no sign of physical abuse, just neglect (“charged with attempted murder, recklessly endangering another person, endangering the welfare of a child and abandonment”). He said the child Kimberly – she has a name does not talk, but screams.

She was admitted to Hahnemann Hospital for tests and her condition was termed “good, a ‘12-year-old girl who weighed only 39 pounds’said Phyllis Fisher, a hospital spokeswoman.

   true or false 
                  hed say later
   
2156,  Thursday,  16  2. 23

the Biden administration seeks to hide Israels apartheid apartness   separate of the Two State Solution separate from Palestinians living on the West Bank and Gaza Strip

rather it ought to be calling balls and strikes pointing fingers   its not like the United States We  do not have leverage

Netanyahu is an authoritarian he is an authoritarian
                                                        and his administrationhis darlings are working hard to cement his power which eventually will be theirs

apparently within the majority of American politika  thats okay

1543,  Reggaefriday,  17  2. 23

afraid of the dark

Our nations afraid of the dark

Nation Hell, most people are afraid of the dark. It’s biology, genetics, packed in our DNA, dates back to when our primitive ancestors were prey.

   Are you afraid of the dark Im not

he eyed him suspiciously
                           No, Im not afraid of the dark either. 

lyinghe knew it thought it a question of machismo it wasnt it was an honest ask but something he wouldnt be honest about 
       not if it coloured him in a light he imagined masculinely untoward

Why do yasay tha Yare being dishonest 
You’re not afraid of the dark?

No I said I wasnt 
                   Lemme ask you How long did it take you to shed the fear of the darkit took me most of a yearmust have been nine ten we lived in a hunred year old house brick foundation gargantuan oilfed furnace that looked like a monstrous hydra Id go hanging lightbulb to lightbulb deeper into the basementturning one on going back to the last turning it off until I was in the farthest reaches depths with one bulb burning above my head  Id take a breath yank the dangling stringhard so it bobbedbounced over head an I coudnt find it if I wanted to  Id steep in the blackness til I thought Id lose my mind then fleerunning into things running up the wood basement stairs up into the house then out the front door onto the porch an through its dooroutdoors onto the front lawn panting  Better part of a year   Until I slayed my fear of the dark 
                     Had I not confronted it Id still be frightened today
Howd ya process yours beat it

Eventually I did, I grew older. I didn’t have a process like you.

   Yours evaporated

I supposemust have. I’m not afraid of the dark now.

he wanted to cry Horseshit but didnt when someone lies eventually itll creep up on them an it will  then theyd have to contend with it 
                This is a nation of fear exacerbated  manipulated  by fear 
Maybe because I put mine away long ago I can clearly see that

I can see too.

Sure You can see
                        he doubted it

afternoon 2ish,  Twosday – Valentine’s Day,  14  2. 23
1347,  Thursday,  16  2. 23

16.2.23


1155
its not early

   Place of Still Births

is not the same as Birth of Still Places 
                                       Steve Roach off his Dynamic Stillness album
gotta wonder why he read it that way

still births arent still places 
                             he couldnt imagine the roilingshattering emotions 
his births were forgiven 
he and his wife hadaside from morning sickness otherwise effortless pregnancies and births  textbook 
                                                                                                             they did not take that for granted and were grateful
healthy happy babies ten fingerten toes
                                          only hitch in the gittyup was their first baby 
who didnt look like any of the names they selected and she set precedent  thereafternever learning the babies sexes they refused to pick names for them  those names mad-near-magickally mad-near-magickally isnt damn-near-magickally for some reason a tough morning  their names damn-near-magickally presented on their own almost as if the babies named themselves 
           think about it how many people wish they were given different names

he didnt mind his 
he even liked who he was named after
it wasnt a family name 
                         Right on Mom and Dad 
but he digressed

   Place of Still Births

paints a picture he imagined Hieronymus Bosch might paint

Thursday,  16  2. 23


he didnt take dictation
whamade her think hed take cuntation

whenever people tried to lay down the law he couldnt help but wondered who the hell they thought they were

they obviously believed in some kind of hierarchybelieved in top-down  he didnt 
                                                                                   he was a leveler 
if they thought they couldshe thought she could  tell him what to do how to do it  they were mistaken  they could do it themselves 
something was needed 
                         he provideddid it in his manner


the person he would mind would be who could put their slacks on both legs together  otherwise  like he  they put their pants on one leg at a time 
                            obviously theyd have to levitate 



cuntation came to him in a dream 

womanly wiles fell short with him 
did she really believe he followed his dick around 
                                                     maybe her success rate convinced her
NO 
    Barking up the wrong tree sister
he knew where it came from  he wasnt going to say   nobodys business but his
 
AMish,  Thursday,  16  2. 23
Sade  Nothing Can Come Between Us  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxewBXRs4yw

15.2.23


coming in through the sliding glass door from outside where he took a leak why flush when you can water 
                                                                                                                        AwJesus man
Not something you see every day

pouring coffees he couldnt do two things at once absently he mumbled Huh?

I said not something yasee every day

distracted pouring cream into his coffee Huh?

Two They usually come in threes

Huh?

There ya go freakin consistent  Lemme hold my horses wait on you

he sipped his coffee
                     Nono not hot enough, excuse me while I nuke this. he walked over to the microwave on a separate counter  Want me to heat yours?

No thank you Im sure Im good right from the pot

I can heat it.

No thanks  Help yourself

he set it to fiftyone seconds

they listened to the microwave HMMM for fiftyone seconds 
BEEP  BEEP  BEEP
                           he took it out
it was smoking

carefully he sipped it 
                         Ooh That’s hot.

Wanna chill it with more cream

Nah I’d have to nuke it again. It’ll cool.

It will
       he sipped his 
                       As I was sayin when I came in 

You were saying something.

I was But yacant listen an pour coffee at the same time

I wanted to give you my . undivided . . attention.

   Undivided 
               Quit  Thas crap yareally tryin to give yourself some credit Mebbe yawork on your divided attentiontry two things at once for which ifyad said yawere in on a menage a trois Id callya a liar

he briefly tossed his eyes to the ceiling

Don deignthas crap just an excuse Yashoud be able listen to someone while pouring coffee Fuckin extreme ya ask me

Might suppose no one asked you.

I don wait to be asked when somethings evident I call balls and strikes anif I ruffle feathers so be it 
                                                                                                         Burned two minutes of my life waitin on you

he smiled Don’t think I’m worth the wait? 
Nah 

   I think I am. 
                 You were saying as you came in.

he was gobsmacked 
                     No shit Ya remembered   Thas impressive
Thank you.

Im being facetious

I know you are. 
                 You were saying . . but before you say did you want some spirit along with your coffee?

Thad be nice  Three fingers

Three fingers?
Approximately three ounces
                              Save me from having to return again and again according to tha stingy ounce ya pour  At the line  Know wha Im sayin  Like its some kind of chemistry experiment

I ain’t stingy, that’s why the put a line on the shotglass.

Ill pour Let me liberate you from a task an listenin at once 
                                                              pouring two tumblers As I was saying While outside I urinated on a plant It had multiple leaveslooked like people stacked sitting shoulder on shoulder on shoulder  Golden shower Made me laugh Anas I leaked he enacted the plant asif it anthropomorphised showering gargling water from a showerhead washing its face armpits chest belly crotch  gargling again Tellin ya Really humoured me

he handed him a tumbler held his up to toast 
                                                 Heres urine in your eye
     
1613,  Twosday,  14  2. 23
1128,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  15  2. 23
Damien Rice  Cheers darlin’  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzKFEx-wsJo

14.2.23


1908,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  2. 23 startled himhe conceived prey on depravity pray 
                                                                                                                  he couldnt say 
reptilian Republicans confusedconfounded him
Awreally he thought 
                      while barely able to bray better than asses they were at least sufficiently aware to exceed barnyard animalsexhibited sense enough to squelch such pointed comparisons by camouflagehiding under cologne or perfume 
          hed concede 
and should he be confronted hed be amicable to pat them on the backacknowledge  their scent 

who wanted to smell like that

   depraved 
             by design

1006,  Twosday – Valentine’s Day,  14  2. 23
had to get tha out

9.2.23


heading out tomorrow for a Super weekend

waking early Ill say to my cats
                                Whadasay  Time to get this show on the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s

cant say it better than Emerson Lake & Palmer 

have a fine weekend  GO KRAZY cats

                                                                                              1018,  Thursday,  9  2. 23


he recommended when his buddy talked with Angie 
                                                       a woman he met on-linedated once she lives hunredseventy miles off theyve called back an forth for several months once or twice every few weeks on occasion he says shes been suggestive
 
when he says he asks wha
                             
unfortunately it seemed he was unable to keep the ball rollin
                                                                which he characterises as Goofys Gawrsh golly 
Yaoughta be ashamed of yourself

Hey, man, I don’t want to put her off. She’s a nice woman.
Who as you say 
                  Is suggestive
She is.

   he recommended the next time they spoke he ought to imagine her naked Christ juice up your side of the conversation

I don’t want to say anything . . inappropriate. 
Monk 
        Im gonna guess ya havent been slapped by woman

he recoiled  No. Never.

Thas too bad

You’ve been slapped?

Yah Twothree times immediately come to mind If I were to give it some thought maybe another time two  One I provoked so I coud knock the hell out of her boyfriendbreak the tie between us from two earlier fights  The other two began subtly bobbinweavin head an shoulders sketchy  maybe maybenot  Ill say I wasnt surprisedthird one a sixfooter nearly knocked my head off 
                             But tha was a good thing freaked her she hit me as hard as she did  Turned out she was great in the sack too

Jesus.                                        
Nah 
     I dislike idioms but this ones so freakin appropriate  Nothing ventured nothing gained  Or another in your parlance  Ya miss every shot ya don take 

Give me real don give me fake
 
1327,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23
1147,  Thursday,  9  2. 23

8.2.23


he had a hard time understanding why people who dated on-line often provided photos of themselves that were out-of-date sometimes tenfifteen years  a man or woman at forty arent the same at fiftyfive 
                                                                                          yet they posted their youngerself 
if hewhich he wouldnt  did date on-line thatd be a dealbreaker  takes only one 
he felt it dishonest 
                     if they could misrepresent themselves did they truly not understand the cat would be out of the bag on the first date what elsewhat other things might they be dishonest about
made no sense to him 
                        desperation  toss whaever bait one has on hand into the water
chum for chumps  Christ

   no matter

 

a friend shared a photograph of a woman he was going to have dinner with on the weekend 
                                                                                                was meeting her in Ventura a two and onehalf hour ride yes  and onehalf hour is pettybut  but the photograph she shared was twentythree years old  she was vivacious well-built  frankly of pin-up quality 
                                                              reminded him of the leggy 40s movie stars posing for bonds for the war effort

when he returned he was pleased  It's like she hadn’t aged at all. 
                                                                       plausible

while not physically dating they spoke once a weektwo weeks on the phone

he said she occasionally referenced somethingmade risque comments

Such as

That Bring Sally Up pushup thing you’re doing.

Im doing 
        Wha am I doing in your conversation  Are you an idiot

I’ve told her we hang out, so she asks about you.

You are an idiot  I shoudnt be in your conversations whasoever 
No matter we hang out. 
                           She's polite.

Pushup thing 

  Yeah. 
         I told her you do it naked.

You are an idiot
She said she thought that would be a great exercise . . for two people to do together.  Huh?

aye yi yi 
          Anya said

I agreed with her.

   Agreed

Yeah doncha think? Hellyes I agreed.

Ya think she was playin anya didnt follow through

What do you mean follow through?

Are you familiar in gymnasticthe trampoline  First person does a trick an the next repeats the trick an adds on another Then the first does the two an adds a third an on an on  Called Add-on 

no lights went on in the house

Yare not following me 
                       Thaya didnt follow through  Yathought it was risque but didnt up the ante raise the temperature

Well no, I didn’t . I didn't want to say anything untoward.

So you don wanna get into this womans pants ifya have a chance

I didn’t say that.

Ohno  Nothing untoward 
                           Shoud have ran with tha ball I woudve 
Like what?
Implied sixtynine 
                  OHbut  you don like to eat pussy
   If I coud  Next time you talk to her do yourself a favor an imagine shes naked  Undress her an maybe youll be enthused to get a little raunchy 
                                 Christ man  Foreplay

Or donya believe in foreplay either

1323,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23
1112,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  2. 23


You know, they’re witticisms or bandages: Anything can happen and probably will or I found it in the last place I looked.

eyes rolled up in his headmomentarily those were so old thought they died and had been buried yet  out they roll from his mouth as he grins like a clever hyena 
                                            Jesus man woudya quit 
You don’t think those are good?

Maybe the first time I heard them but theyre fodder for you  The witti has gone out leaving ya only cisms schisms  obvious differences in our opinions 
                                    An whadahell  bandages
Yes bandages.

Witticisms or bandages  Thas whaya said

I did.

Ya meant badinages  joking remarks not serious

I think . . I think the word is pronounc . .
. . Careful

Badinages not bandages Remarks not wraps to bind a cleansed or repaired wound

   Maybe.

You ought to just agree with me

Ought or should?

Ought Theres no should to be had here    Ought

Im not a fan.

Yaoughta be
             Aint blowing smoke up your ass ya got your damn cellphone on ya its everpresence when I worked for a cellphone company I told customers I coudnt wait for the time when I coud screw them into their skulls overlapping their ears Go aheadlook it up Spelled B A D I N A G E S 
                                                      In another sense banter Im happy to wait for you to satisfy yourself

You ought to 

1317,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23
1002,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  8  2. 23

7.2.23


he understoodmistakenly perhaps that the party opposing a president makes a rebuttal to his State of the Union address

   a rebuttal
               which is the act of contradicting the speech by making a contrary argument by presenting contrary Evidence      

Sarah Huckabee Sanders made the Republicans rebuttal  its worth readinghe couldnt listen to it

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/sarah-huckabee-sanders-gives-republican-response-to-biden-full-text-11675829909

Connecticut Democratic Senator Chris Murphy called it a dystopian hellscape

he read it 

he concurred with Senator Murphyhe loved concurring 
                                                         however he rather refer to it as part deux of her ex-boss’ Inaugural address  American Carnage

   politicians are elected to solve problemsprovide solutions cant do that  theyre in the wrong job

2233,  Twosday,  7  2. 23

Janey  awfully goodlookindoesnt need to fish  he watched her work her way to his tableshe acknowledged him from across the room  the bar was hectic she was holding it down by herself 
                                                                             glancing over at him sheshrugged 
he nodded he understood heldup a handpatting the air between them to indicate she take her time he wasnt going to die of thirst still he was distracted didnt think she knew her blouse was unbuttoned as far down as it was 

Janey had gone to junior highhigh school with his youngest daughter had spent lots of nights sleeping over 
                                                                                                                he wondered if that was still a thingparticularly in light of Trumpvirus and the resultingcontinuing disconnect between parents he kept to calling them parents wasnt up to declaring his community a Republican-leaning enclave as adults adolts yah  adults nah  
            he was grateful his kids were on the whole other side of their college educations and deeply immersed in finding their ways in their lives 


stepping up to him she sighed deeply 
                                       he interrupted Awright Janey please no mister  Were adults now Im Joe ya know that

she smiled a disarming smile Okay Joe  laughed I know.

Ya do 
       But I think whaya don know he brushed his chest with the back of his fingers your blouse is  yawning

she didnt lookher hand jumped to her chest jaw went slack she tugged the freed sides together Noo.
                                                                                                          as she buttonedup he said Ya better make damn sure those other table tip you well 

Im so embarrassed she blushed

Lemme tellya something

What’s that, Joe? My God I’m so embarrassed.

Glad weve headed in tha direction  God

her head tilted aside like a chickens her eyes blinking brightly

Janey, if God had your breasts Id be a religious man.

she gasped

Come now yare a big girl 
                          An thasaid may I please have a double Irish Redbreast neat a pint of Guinness  Yave moved me to celebrate

her laughter came from deep in her throatshe smiled gayly  
                                                             Awshucks, thanks Joe. I'll take your compliment.
Yare welcome my pleasure  he chuckled

You’re really something.

As my wife and girls often say Thank you

1311,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23
2004,  Twosday,  7  2. 23
Jefferson Airplane  How Do You Feel  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWUa-rKT-oY


. . . posthumourously 

   No 

What?

Thas not how yasay it
                         Unless ya mean something other 

shaking his head no No nothing other . . how I meant it.

he noddedtried not nodding dismissively patiently  Awright Then please I believe I understand how you meant however you said it incorrectly

he sighed nowshook his head almost wearily And you’re usually the smart one.

   Usually I am 
                 But Im also punched full of holes not as bad as a sieve but a bucket tha coud be used deliberately as slow watering can Help me slow me even a bit more ifya woud stopup more holes

Awright. Posthumourously. After someone’s died. Recipient of a military medal, an award, commendation, acknowledgement . . but they’re dead.

Okayokay were on the same trackjust wanted to be sure we were talking about the same thing Unfortunately yare mispronouncing itwhich isnt to say I don appreciate tha yave coined it Id be mighty pleased ifya let me borrow it sometime

I didn’t coin it.

Yadid
       The word you want is posthumously humous like humus not humourous  funny 


Yeah? 

   Yes

Sure?

Yah

Sure then, you can borrow it.

Ill credit ya

Don’t use my name, I’d be embarrassed.

Ya prefer anonymousthey always get the credit though I thinkI believe  theyre Chinese
                                                                                              I like it though

How would you use it?

Easy Like trepverterya recall trepverter

Yes. Thinking of something to say, a retort, afterwards, at the bottom of the steps after a conversation, discussion’s concluded.  Yiddish, right?

Yah Jews and Germans have words for everything
                                                       Id use it for people who laughedpeople aroundem laughed but had missed the joke then afterwards it occurs to them how funny it was an they laugh earnestly 
                                                                                                 A good joke is like a gift tha just keeps givin

   Like the clap?

Yare more clever than you look

2030,  Friday,  3  2. 23
1055,  Twosday,  7  2. 23
Charlotte Lawrence  The Joke’s On You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkujLO17Ez8