Tell me a story Story   Y yah  When we first met your told me it was IE Storie   yah

   So it is Y IE i-e i-e i-o  Ya recall  there was a farmer

she looked perturbed

He had a dog an Bingo was its name O

she didnt smile

which didnt bother him

he wasnt interested in her

he saw him approach from across the bar she had a bottle of wine at the tablehe asked if hed like another drink he did

sitting down he saw StorysStories expression

                                               What did I miss? his ask wasnt specific

he wasnt going to say

Nothing. StoryStorie said

I ask because you look . . miffed . troubled?

No.

Coudjustbe her bitchy resting face he started to laughthey didnt Awcomon youve heard thaseentha the chick from AT&T commercials  no expressions cold fish

                                             NO Its funny

Shall we change the subject Sex

Sex? he asked

he looked perturbed

StoryStorie followed his lead

I wanna get the three nonos out on the table so we coud either elaborate on them or go onto other subjects  Im the third wheel here  However if yawere to ask Id say I was the third rail  live rail live wire  lively wired

Want me to go first

Ill go first

How many people would you saynot thayave kept count yave known biblically

Ohfor Christ’s sake. he muttered

Really? she asked

  Yah  An because I asked Ill say first Very few

StoryStorie

I’m not saying, I think you’re being ridiculous.

Yacoudave saved us this ifya told me a story We coudave caught Bub up in no time               

You just call me Bub?

I did Im being provocative Seems StoryStorie doesnt wanna play  Howbout you

I’m not going to say either.

  No   Okay  Then Ill close out the sex portion of this conversationthink ifyawanna scorch politics or religion next

Ive known few women biblically  Im not keen on the missionary position

JesusChrist.

Religion next  he was enthused

You'll excuse me please, I have to go to the ladies’ room.

she went to stand he stood

Why are you standing?

When a woman goes to standexcuses herself gentlemen rise Im unlike your date

standing Thank you. In more ways than . .

. . Him  In many more ways than one

she left

he sat

         Whacha got Bub  I toldya I aint a good wingman 

No you’re not.

1448,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22

1134,  Monday,  1  8. 22

Bitchy Resting Face  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XinArKp_6fs

Nauh

 Nauh nauhno   not now  No not now Ive got too much to do yetgot no time to die . . .

    one needs Lifes juice in order to complete projects startedprojects midway  nearing their end

its not I donwanna die  which is inevitableknownunderstood

its I got this one thing to finish Please lemme finish it 

                                                       hed beg get down on his kneesbow his head plead make a fool out of himself

whatever it took

                  Pleease pleease . . .

Death is ruthless

itd shake its head understandingly actACADEMY AWARD performance like it gave a shit tilting its head to one side an act of earnest consideration slyly wink at the mute collectedcrowding greyshadows and blackghosts

Pleease . . .  falls on deaf ears

                                 As yasaid  Nauh   Gotta go yare holding up the line

It was worth a shot

  

2029,  Sunday,  31  7. 22

1018,  Monday,  1  8. 22

Del Shannon  Runaway  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S13mP_pfEc

Burial  Dog Shelter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSTv1WjHBn8

he liked to wear things outrelished keeping them long after others would thrown them away tsk tsk people because he respected themrespected their diminishing form and abilities anwhile they were no longer young thats a sin no longer as colourful or crisp handsome or beautiful they steadfastlyarduously retained their primacy could still and would perform their purpose their commodity

commodity may sound odd

   value

            ahbetter

his blatant shabbiness put people off though many were chasing their dreams

he was living his

                   if someone said anythingOhshit hed saypat his chest awnuts left my No soliciting pin at homeI was in a hurry  ya know what they sayFranklin said Haste makes waste  and smileleer ludicrous

it was curious someone would think hed give two shits what they thought

until the garment whahavya failed he had their backs he tended to be kinder to inanimate things cuz they werent not really      

0853,  Sunday,  31  7. 22

1720,  Sunday

  inside closed eyes

its hard to tell what was going on

but if one keys on the undulating motionthe bulge of their corneas shifting chasing  quietfixated  staring at the backs of their eyelids

  one might guess

        

he always had ideas

                       although he spent his days writing

anas he did he saw in his minds eye what he wrote commensurately his dialogue uttered in his ears  playing the parts he considered their wording inflection tempo  pauses    

when he took afternoon breaks to walkread usually several miles before returning home again hed either then prepare his meal feed his cats or viceversa the while playing again what he was in the midst of writing

                                                                                                    during the workweek while his food cooked he watched politics onlinehe was an addict  that was his fathers influence  an after dinner he watched film  his mothers influence  recently he watched seven foreign films in a row  their different settingssensibilities teasedintrigued him  they were unlike American cinema  violence sex violent sex action sex shoot em up sex car chase sex  a tepid pool so shallow one would be advisedcautioned not to dive

                                                                                              if one leaptup and entered from threefeet they might break their fuckin neckSHALLOW  gullible   but what should one expect when given that the majority of adults cant read at a sixth grade level 

                                                       Imagine  they couldnt celebrate the 100th anniversary of James Joyces Ulysses it would be lost on them  they were lost like Hansel and Gretel noshing on frosted gingerbread shingles

he had ideas he could imagineassign to the movement inside closed eyes      

2153,  Twosday,  26  7. 22

1343,  Sunday,  31  7. 22

he couldnt stop them from jumping

when the little girl leaptshe was at the head the rest followed her like lemmings they jumped fearlessly from the riveted red ironworks

he was back from the edge screamingNO NO  No tears surging

he didnt come forward to look down he did not want to see the ruin bodies busted like water balloons unseemly parted

the real terror was still with himstill in his eyes them leaping  anhe pitifully helpless

when the last leaptWHY they sawhad to recognise the gore below he slowly backpedaled several steps before turning on the ghastly silence that minutes earlier had been filled with gay shouts laughter their echoes peeling away spideryzigzaging across the face of the canyon of buildings diminished by intersections they were unable to leap

he took the fire stairs down to the basementdown to his irrevocable labyrinth where he wanderedwhere he knew exactly where he was

there it occurred to him

                           the structure rising above him was his shaken labyrinth pulled up now dimensional  no longer a lone wandering plane

                          it demanded more of him it was bored with what he knewwas excited to teach him again

the happy affable children werent real

they were aspects of himself

had he gone to the edge and looked down there would have been nothing to see but the ribsthe skin of his erect labyrinth

           he was becoming  walking the clean ironworks bones fearlessly  unafraid  slowly becoming  he was putting away childish things

   

2115,  Sunday,  24  7. 22

1218,  Saturday, 30  7. 22

Dispatch  Time Served  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1EHGskxiUE

its hard to watch friends hurt themselves or deny the common sense they usually display

what messes with that

the heart

physical pain psychic   mind over matter

                                              ifya don mind it don matter

hed managed pain a better part of his life accidental selfinflicted sports it had become inconsequential the anaesthetic he consumedsummonsed came from within  not pills injections his mulish nature proved advantageous

the downsideYes ofcourse there is a downside holistically he turned things over and over like a child discovering the first ball he was given his mulish nature isolated him however his Tarzan swingin in on a vine to his rescue was also his innate introversion  he didnt mind being alone 

                                                     the affront of wellmeaning friends who believed they were welcome their thoughts that being alone meant being lonely didnt bother him evidently it was the suit of clothing they were comfortable in

                he didnt own a suit

he quit trying to explain

it fell on deaf ears

his selfimposed isolation was beneficial

                                           it provided him room to manageassuage his pain when it reared its ugly head

but that was him 

 

one can lead a horse to water but they cant make it drink

he was confident many thought that of him

he did appreciate their concern thanked them

                                                 so he did have a sense of disappointment when he saw friends hurt themselveswhen he watched them blow smoke up their own ass

                                                                    he wasnt that limber not even as a kid

I don’t know that.

She told you she said you were buddies

I don’t know that yet.

                         he was so practised could blow smoke rings out his ass too

1749,  ReggaeFriday,  29  7. 22

1040,  Saturday,  30  7. 22

he had seventeen pairs of old 501 buttonfly Levis

crotch had givenway on all of them

his concern about mendingpatching them was obvious all eyes would be drawn to the patch most of the right thighs had also thinned and split if they were the only failure the occasional knee he could get away with it 

maybe more modest than he thought

she laughed when he told her over the telephone

Its not funn . .

. . It’s hilarious! What are you doing in your pants?

Wearinem Anto a pair theyve all failed in the crotch structural defect planned obsolescence fuck if I know Its irritating

You sound irritated.   Hmmm . .

. . Save it

Hmmm . .

. . I said save it I know wha yare thinkin

A mindreader?

Yare mind give me a fuckin break

What am I thinking?

Im not

       Had I been I woudnt wear pants 

her suddenbreath came in a snort over the receiver then pure elationlaughter

Im funnyhuh

You wouldnt wear pants?

Fuck no an Id hold it to the cops face that was arresting me for indecency exposureOfficer please explain to our listening audience that this arrest has less to do with indecency than it does pure jealousy tap the end of my cock Testing testing  yes officer its functioning Please talk into the Mike

Please talk into the mikeshit . . you’re too much.

Didnt know I nicknamed my cock Mike huh

Would you stop? her laughter came in gusts  You’re killing me.

Seventeen pairs of unwearable jeans is killing me

Patch them, it’s unlike you to care what people think.

It is isnt

Yes.

You may have something there I was suffering a creeping modesty it lookin over its shoulder lookinround an round

Patch em.

             Then send me some pictures. she howled

You messin with me

she couldnt talk

Yare going to choke

she laughed harder

Get your mind out of the gutter

laughing she sputtered Chochooke

I need to gag you he could play her game

Awwhar gag she barked through her yukyuks 

he imagined spittle on her chin wasnt going there was a thousand miles away too far to resuscitate her

I can’t breathe . . freaking hilarious.

hed let her come back to earth wasnt going there either

1503,  Thursday,  3  2. 22

1335,  Saturday,  30  7. 22

he said homeschooling

he said Wha  Who

Their mother

She graduated high school your son graduated high school  Where in that are the credentials to teach at home I assume yare referring beyond necessity when Trump virus was a swinging cock through the countrynot that their state believes in medical sciencebelieved in polio  it went herd mentality

                                                             Is that the mentality you wanted imparted to your grandchildren young girls

It’s really not my job is it?

Lemme think  a distracted child steps into a crosswalk in front of a cartheyre right in front of you ya let them get hit not your job

A hypothetical.

Horseshit  See an accident forming you intercede

I open my mouth, say my piece, they let me spe . .

. . But they aint listenin  are they

   Probably not

So the girls need an open liberal educationaint Gawd gonna carry their water when theyre older  in their neck of the woods last thing we need coming out of theremebbe theyll stay put  are more unthinking white Christian Nationalists keep religion in church unfortunately itll taint the home but all else secular or they risk brain death  Fact of the matter ya don need a brain in Heaven It is wholly unnecessary 

1129,  ReggaeFriday,  29  7. 22

Zappa  Help, I’m a Rock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAOClxd8UJE

she was none too happy

he didnt care

she was so closeso close  yet so far

he enjoyed her anguish

                          Bet on the wrong horse

she thought she knew a thing or two about horses had owned them since a little girl

OWNED operative word

                          cant own people

some think otherwise

OBLIVIOUSLY

Life Insurance would have shelled out twofiftyK

she liked Ks

her name began with one

                           maybe if it ended with one he might have treated her unknowingly to the bonus shed been looking for her whole life

three marriages

                  later four  gotta keep casting 

  

she was pretty thats what he was told  perhaps a pretty parasite

he had eyeshe didnt need to be told

                                     her inside black shone through he didnt see how so many couldnt maybe they were too close to the paintingtoo lazy to step back squat or step aside to take in different perspectives

                                                                                                      or were terribly susceptible to gaslight

she was none too happy he survivedwas coming home from the hospital

her unhappinessglowering made him smile

he made plans to catch him when he felt well enough to see him

that also made him smile

2035,  Thursday,  28  7. 22

1158,  ReggaeFriday,  29  7. 22

How he missed tha Hall & Oates  Maneater  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek  

I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8

Charade

         he loved the game but he was a ham mebbe he ought to say he was an uninhibited ham inhibitions get in the way when ones actingtheyre not themselves let go  just let go 

                                                                 he mopped the floor with his competitors

Charade

         he loved the film ‘63 Audrey Hepburn gobsmacking beauty Cary Grant  not shabby himself 

she was 34

he 59

authentic chemistry between themhe could relate to them as a couple  dug that she was forwardpursued he understood why Grant wouldnt probably better than most

in one scene of many in kind Hepburn leans in on Grantkisses him leaning back slightlyher face in his she whispers

Don’t kiss back?  Doctor says that it’s bad for my thermostat.his thermostat crushed it delivery was cold fishpitch on he howled

out of his slim corridorbut even while he was out wilding Life stumbleslacks repartee scripts shouldnt be the only place where it exists

                he hoped it was improv Hepburn askedreferring to Grants cleft chin How do you shave in there? it was breathless anif one wasnt paying attentionpassing the popcorn theyd miss it he hung on dialogueappreciated repartee

recently conversations have been arid moistless deserts 

cant play Charade alone

2139,  Thursday,  28  7. 22

1104,  ReggaeFriday,  29  7. 22

I don dream I vignette

Noun

An I changed it into a verb I have that abilityright up there with lucid dreaming or shoud I say lucid vignettingjust follow my lead  Ive seen ya in my darkened theatre feet on the seatback munching popcorn sipping soda pop eating licorice whips

Theyre called shoestring licorice 

I hit ya with it itll feel like a whip 

                                        Thank you for not denying your attendance

I get in free

a sidekick denizen Mariachi bandit privileged to his wheelhouse Yare welcome  he wasnt bitter           

Awwhe should have thanked himalways late to the game  Thank you

 Thas awright

                    As I was sayin I vignette when I talk with people about dreaming mebbehaf or better say they think they do but they don remember

Don remember

No nothing  hardly anything  They say I think I didIm pretty sure I did.  Pretty sure. As they talk they squeeze their eyes shut like peering hoping for a glimmer  they ought to pursue it soonerlay in bed an think it over

But a majority of them wake to alarmscant be late to work

I still remembered

Dreams  er vignettesexcuse me  mean more to you

he vignetted one into the nextno commas abrupt hedbe in an intimate situation an suddenly on tall ironworks trying to stop children from committing suicidejump to their deaths   unsuccessfully

Thas not a good example both are intimateterribly intimate

Ohmy yare correctgood point  I shoudve prefaced the first sexually intimate backing naked off the foot of the bed onto an Ibeam clothed pleadin   It was a violent revolution one into the other

Yes I remember I closed my eyes during the second

I wished I coudve

You sat boltupright weeping

I did It crippled me

But when you went back to sleep you vignetted you were arguing with a woman who had low esteem . .

. . These remarkable women . .

. . An laid her many accomplishments at her feet

                                                    Ya said Don stepback stepforward into the fray because yare right  They think their privilege entitlement is owed respect They fell into it Yave fought your way to your position without Daddys or Mommies silver spoon stucked in your mouth

They is usually men

They is  

White men Older worse

They is

Impediments

  They is

            Yare better than a car chase man

Thank you

Yare welcome 

               Ah  finally did it right

Nomind

          Yare a work in progress as am I

1500,  Thursday,  28  7. 22

0951,  ReggaeFriday,  29  7. 22

Mommas & Pappas  Dream a Little Dream of Me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajwnmkEqYpo

D’Angelo  Greatdaynamornin’/Booty  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETc1Dr2U8ZQ

he took trouble not to catch his step turn his head he acted like he didnt hear a thingkept walking

at the car waiting for his buddy to unlock the doors he said over the hood to him You hear that

                                                                                                    he had doubts  Wannabet   No bets we know   We do   Not necessarily something to bragbout   No no  not at all   Agreed   man was usually off somewhere in his head anif he didnt maintain eye contact with himdrive the conversation like Mad Max Imperator Furiosa hed float off or worse talkbout his glory days

he repeated himself inside the car

What?

he bit his tongue I asked if you heard that

Heard what?

At that table sixseven junior high guys

Junior high boys?

Are you blind look through the windshield  Yasee em

he looked I see them.

Did you hear them say anything

No, but I wouldn’t.

They were talking awfully loud

No I didn’t hear them heard what they said.

Something else man They must be getting an education though

An education? Why would you say that?

Because without history at school the otherwise dolts woudnt know what a luddite was let alone able to use it in conversation in a sentence

Luddite?  no lights went on

  Im a luddite Ive mentioned it before Im opposed to new technologyways of working historically a luddite was one of many English workers who destroyed machinery especially in cotton an woolen mills the machines threatened their jobs

Ah . yes yes . . you have mentioned that before.

Appreciate the confirmation though would have thoughtby now it had sunk into your brain

Comme ci comme ca.

Comere No Nevermind  Go away go away ya got the retention of a mite

Regarding some things. I’m not lettin’ you get my goat.

Yaknow given how oftenhow much I reiteraterepeat myself  regarding most things

                                                                                       But nevermind ya didnt hear

I did not

Suffice to say the quote I plucked walking past them

                                                       “. . . like being fucked in the ass by a big luddite.” 

 

1533,  Thursday,  3  2. 22

1245,  Thursday,  28  7. 22

Bruce Springsteen  Glory Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM

I gotta get me one of those he was humouring himself

he closed the bookhis thumbs between the pages

itd be expensive

                 

the Romans had their shit together 

                                     “(They) cleaned their behinds with sea sponges attached to a stick, – ingenious – and the gutter supplied clean flowing water to dip the sponges in. This soft, gentle tool was called a tersorium, which literally meant ‘a wiping thing.’ The Romans liked to move their bowels in comfort.”

he thought the final sentence erred

                                     wiping ones behind and moving their bowels in comfort were two different things excreting and cleaning afterwards different beasts

the tersorium  a whole other matter

the timing was impeccablehe was finished

he returned the bookmarker to keep his place and set book down atop the others Shelly McCarthy Doctorow Perlstein Crumley stacked on a white ash stool to his left

Cottonelle UltraGentle CleaningRipples with aloe and vitamin E was his go-to he knew they developed flushable wipes but refrained

               Why  Theyre in line with tersoriums   a curious Mariachi bandit 

They are Ill grant you that

                            The difference two bucks  sixteen for six doublerolls onehunredseventy per  onethousandtwenty sheets versus fourteen for threehunredthirtysix sheets

Ah  being frugalcomfort be damned . .

. . Not really Tried an truetried an true  If it aint broke don fix it

Spanking me with idioms

I spose I am

Well doesnt affect me

No not really

Have you ever sampled them

A sample came with rolls I purchased once

An

My girlfriend used it

She like it

She did she did

She did

Yes she did

Im just sayin

Have to get the last word

 

  Yes   Please 

2152,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  27  7. 22

1034,  Thursday,  28  7. 22

he had twothree gurusno yogisno thank you mind over bodythough he maintained both to the best of his ability

Ari Melber  Twosday 26July 1702hrs

                                        “FOX . . . they will cover things that are not newsworthy, or even true, and even with that somewhat lower bar . . respectfully . as they say in the streets . respectfully . . they still did not cover Trump today.”

Pence got 17 minutes of coverage

Trump got ZERO   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXtHUP0LSpM 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RZ4nrumQSk