she was his happy dream girl
in a dream
she violated what appealed to him
when he was awake his girlfriend was
Cherokee and Sicilian dark endowed tall
Dream girl was Nordic blonde
peachcheeked
brightbright crystalblue eyes
proud bearing erect
intractable
they met at a lavish gathering he backed into her escaping an unwanted
conversation if he hadnt he would have offended the several who were animated
by their inane subject
Excuse me he mutteredsurprised he backed into her
Why? she said You didn’t see me; I caught your taillights
over my shoulder but was too retarded to step aside, I could only think to brace
myself, prepare for the inevitable, the contact.
I appreciate that but nonetheless I did back
into you
Taillights Taillights In the future Ill be sure to check my rearview sideview mirrors before backing
up Very clever Taillights
You were pretty excited.
I
was pretty incensed
The colouring looks good on you.
he smiled wishing he had dimples Youre kind
You
don’t know me. If I could ask, what incensed
you?
Their inane subject
Which was . . ?
An inane subjectIm not giving it
legs beyond that small clutch of miserable that clique Are you okay
it wasnt an uncomfortable
collision -- possibly better than a pickup line – if there was in fact such a
thing -- although it was jarring enough he slopped his and her drinks when
he ran into her they turned on an axis a revolutionturning opposite of their
dominant hands not turning into each other
but away they were lefthanded
– he turnedthey stood diagonal of each otherbriefly flustered their words rolling over each other PleasePlease excuse meexcuse me
seven synchronized words
he
said quickly I believe youre stepping on
my line
she laughed gayly disarmingly her
dress was spottedhis shirt too by their spilt drinks
Had you given me but one more moment, I would have told you you were stepping
on my lines.
Well Beautiful . .
.
. Beautiful?
Yes Beautiful Itll have to do until I learn your name however Beautiful
it appears were in the same movie or play though thinkin about it Id
rather it were play live spontaneous
maybe the end rewrites itselfCould I buy you a drinkreplenish what I caused
you to spill
It was my fault
If not your nam . .
.
. You’re on a roll . .
.
. Im not Actually Id be sashimi in reference
to your posit Do you like sushi A roll a roll would rather be my Wham bam
thank you maam
Beautiful
Yagonna fill that space for me
Gosh. Which . . which would you like me to answer . or regard first?
Beautiful Please
I’m Catriona.
Catriona
Ofcourse you are That is a beautiful well-conceived name Catriona
Cant say Ive ever heard it before A family name
she hmmmedcleared her throat cleared her voice First, wham bam thank you, ma'am?
Rollin Dig Your
name telephone number thank you very much
later as they wandered the palatial home they walked
to a bannister that overlooked one portion of the first floor from below several women called up to herthey
waved she waved back
Come down; join us! they cried
she turned to him and suddenly laughed
hard in his face Ohmygod she kept laughing Oh, wow, I can’t let this pass. she removed
her cellfone from her clutchbag and queued up a video Please she asked wait until I’ve joined them
on the floor, I’ll signal you, then run it so you can see it and us in one fell
swoop.
turning away her laughter eruptedshook
her again
it was contagious
he laughed about nothing except
to laugh with her her laughter trailed
and echoed as she went down a sweeping ostentatious staircase
joining the women she gatheredgrouped them actually then casually threw him a splitfingered peace sign
he rolled
there she is Catriona dressed as a dominatrix the women
around her as she placed them were arranged as they were in the video he watched
Catriona lashing them vigorously with a cat o' nine tails spurred on their lavish costumed orgy
she had an outrageous sense of
humour
he thinks he likes her
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28 1. 20
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