ticked him off

pet peeve

           though a nice pet he didnt have to water and feed every day

whos the adult in the room

                              rather

the fuckin proofreader

its only getting worse

he bound awareness intellect trussed them up with the ability to spell or at least Spell Check

advertisements

one would think that the last place someone would find a spelling error would on advertisements

were they advertising ignorance

were they advertising how fuckin lazy their organisation was

                                                                  100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

he could only begin to imagine the rabbit hole the hoops one would have to endure to have their money restored to him

particularly when 99.99% of humans employed by the company are not available

                                                                                       TALK TO THE HAND  

shorthand TALK TO AI

                         thats been coded to reluctantly bitterly satisfy the 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

ambient spelled A M B I N E T

ancient spelled A N C I N E T

he found those beauts within fifteen minutes of each other on-line

                                                                      not that he was looking

hard to overlook UGLY

                         hed dare anyone to challenge that

rolling chyrons  subtitles

                            they made him want to pukeput out his eyes

1703,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1223,  Thursday,  27  6. 24

. . . terraforming the planet.

that was stark

he hadnt consideredgiven all his scifi reading of the earth   terraformed

                                                                             Jesus  Yours or did you heard it read it

I don’t think it’s mine. Pretty freaking obvious though.

Yah it is  Kinda breathtaking

                                  Now if only it were to better to improve the planet

If only.  No.

             Planet’s being raped, poisoned, despoiled.

Don know whacha got till its gone

                                      Then were gone in short order

Then she’ll heal.

                  You think another Garden?

Primal

        For awhile

Shell evolve

Still has billions of years ahead of her

he laughed

What

I was just thinking. Garden will screw the pooch.

    How so

All those souls who believe in reincarnation, returning as bugs.

You

Ohno no.

           Like you, I’ll be off to be where I was before I was born.

Leaving your twentywatts behind

Whats?

Watts W A T T S   Thermodynamics

Ahyeah. That’s different, thank God, I don’t think I have twenty whats.

                                                                              You?

I have whats whys inexorable

                                 Fuckin curious

  

1112,  2sday,  25  6. 24

1059,  Thursday,  27  6. 24

thermodynamics  https://futurism.com/the-physics-of-death 

Well, you know what they sa . .

. . Whos they

Come on man, I’m speaking generally.

    May I continue?

They say, great minds think alike.

                                     blowing smoke up his ass while patting himself on the back  he coud do two things at once

they he and him werent generally agreeable however this afternoon they realised back to back to back  concurrences

he waited for it

itd come

buddy for whatever reason liked to playout line before setting the hook 

he already spat it out

hook  You’ll have to admit, that was definitely coincidence.

he didnt bother to feign acknowledging him his exhale Thas a fallacy

                                                                           I woudntyou may wish but I woudnt want to be accused of tha

his adage coincidence spurned riled him

                                           snarled I meant it as a compliment.

Ya don congratulate yourself 

Where Im from tha a boast a jactation

A jactation?

Brag

       Better   

I wasn’t bragging.

Sounded so but if not Ill apologise

    Why fallacy?

Fools seldom differ Fools think alike   As the saying goes

                                                               Pithy

You’re a hard nut, not much wiggle room.

I try hard

           Know thyself

I donever step away from my morals my ethics I mention both because if I didnt youd hound one or the other tryin to get a rise out of me

                Not tha youd succeed You may have been the eldest son but I was the eldest

What do you mean by that?

Big brother Bullying

                       You think its funny  cute

I was born into middle management  Was inevitable

Coudnt wait to leave it behind

Was a good decision for me

Am I supposed to say something to that?

No

    I wasnt askin wasnt a question                                         

1600,  Monday,  24  6. 24

0918,  Thursday,  27  6. 24

Thas crap You bought it

Well, he dated her a long time.

She was getting married the next day This was an on the fly rehearsal dinnernot  rehearsal gathering of their college gang

That’s what he led us to believe.

At a dive bar Near the university They attendedyou attended too yah

Yeah.

    Whad he say

He said they retired to the seedys bar restroom and fucked in a stall.

Retired

Restroom

Really

How woud you say it

What do you mean?

Lets say it was you

                     Lemme hear your spiel convince me

I’m just repeating what he said.

Which yabought hook line an sinker

Why wouldn’t I? He’s a good friend, a frat brother.

                                                           He's awfully smooth.

Fuck in a toilet

What?

Woudya fuck in a dive bar toilet

                                   Mebbe describing a bar seedy or a dive has different connotationsmeans something else to other people  Particularly in different cities states locales

Few dives Ive been in in Chicago theirs were like gasoline station toilets Get the fuck inanout

Mebbe

Maybe.

          He was pretty smooth though.

An they fucked before For years

                                   Theres tha

Yes.

Mebbe wasnt so risque outlandish as you were lead to believe

                                                                     You

Me?

      What?

Fuck in a toilet I woudnt Crass

                                  I cant imagine one woman Ive been with tha woud want to have sex in a  restroom Christ

   Wha a line of shit

1410,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1432,  day-between-2-Ts,  26  6. 24

whats a name

a label

buddy was rambling on about an actor who died of an suspected overdosedrowned in his hot tub

Donknow I don follow actors

Sure you do. You know him.

Ill take your word for it

So what’s his name?

I don know

You do.

         Show. You were still watching television then.   Friends. That guy.

Youre right I do

                 Chandler 

No no, that’s not his name.

Its his name

It isn’t Chandler.

It is

No.

             I got it.  Matthew.  Perry.

Oh  His real name

Well, yeah.

I knew wha I wanted to know about him as Chandler

What do you mean you knew what you wanted to know?

Ill let you work tha out

His bio.

Not interested

Why aren't you interested?

Have my own life  Prefer anonymity

                                          Celebrities athletes influencers  Zero zip interest

Wellshit, you’d think I’d know that about you.

Yad think

So, under no circumstances, you'd want your name to precede you?

No

      Ill give ya an idea  Play a little game with me

Ask me my name

Your name?

Yah

    Awright.  What’s your name?

Wha the fuck you lookin at

 

 

Dig the acronym W T F Y L A

                                 Sounds like a radio station Welcome youre listening to W T F Y  L A  Get some slick intro music VoiceMod Soundboard masking my real voice

                                                             Off an running

Whas up

You’re telling me your name would be Wha the fuck you lookin at?

Yah

Wha the fuck you lookin at?

Yah

       Make a nickname out of tha Youre overly fond of nicknames James Jimmy Matthew Matt Matty

When I meet people I make a point of asking them what name they want to be called I honor tha

Richard

Robert

James

Awfully formal.

Those are the names they said

                                     I dislike cutesy nicknamesHell  I dislike nicknames

1530,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1327, day-between-2-Ts,  26  6. 24

late in the afternoon

edibles staunchly kicked in

but he wasnt ever too stoned not to call buddy out

That’s right, they’re my friend.

A high school friend

Yes.

How often you see your friend

We see each other at class reunions.

This friend when you see him you spend most of tha time together

No.

This friend you talk on the phone every other month during the year

Ohno.

You ever talk on the phone with him

No.

Hes an acquaintance

He’s a friend. I call him my friend.

   Pretty liberal   So

                       Gal you see on occasion calls you her friend

I’m more than that to her. I’m a very good friend.

Ive never heard her call you a very good friend

                                                  Friend

That would be incorrect.

   So

         Im gathering friendship is a type of spectrum to you Theres friends you have at reunions very good friends

Can you name me others

What’s your point?

Not mine  Yours

Ive named one  Friend

                         Whacha got

he sniffed

            A very good friend.

Friend in quotation marks.

So so friend

Sure.

Favorite friend.

Special friend.

Friend-with-benefits   Not tha you enjoy

Ya got to be snide?

Truths snide

More

I’m sure if I gave it more thought I could name severa . .

. . Friend  I call every No  I havent ever called him

                                                        Nuts spectrum man

Lemme show you mine

                         While I was writing yours down so I didnt forget I made up one

I’m curious to see.

he flipped the clipboard round so he could read it

FRIEND / NOT FRIEND

1806,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1205,  day-between-2-Ts,  26  6. 24

the squawk overhead wasnt a flying monkey

No, that was a blackheaded grosbeak. They are among very few birds that can eat Monarch butterflies, which are toxic to other birds.

I didnt know tha

superior

          Now you do.

Thanks

If you’re writing that down beak is E A not E E.

Why woud I write E E

Beek. It’s a word, I believe.

Im all ears

eagerly hand going to his iPhone

                                   Should I look it up to confirm?

Sure

Johnny-on-the-spot almost fumbled the phone

Im assuming archaic

Beek. Bask. To warm in the sunshine or before a fireplace, stove, or bonfire.

                                                                                It is. Used only early Sixteenth Century.

Didnt make it huh

                     Deed

Deed?                                                                    

Dead  Died  Two Es

                        Recall howwhy you knew it 

I don’t. Read it somewhere.

Me Id rather bask than beek ask to eek

    What are you talking about?

Im playing Asking

                     Whas the asking price going rate

Woudnt ya rather be a threehunred dollar slave to a onehunred dollar one  Standing on the selling block anxiously motioning to gathered buyers hands cuppedpalms out wagging fingers as one inspiringincentivising the notion theyre worth plenty more Bring it up bring up the price  bring it on  Onanup

What are you talking about?

Three times the slave

                       Twelveyear Redbreast sixtybucks Twentyoneyear nearly threehunred five times greater not tha I coud tell the difference not by look not by blind taste testBUT

                                                                 My ass was being sold Id want it sold for more than the going rate more the slave prior to me an definitely more the one behind me I can see them

Commodity

Perceived value 

You paid three hunred for ‘im?

I did.

Must be a helluva slave.

He is.

Wellhell, he fathers, can I buy his boy?

I’d consider the boy, girlie, keepin ‘er to myself.

Warm myself before her

Bask in her presence

   Youd beek

he was dumbfounded

Youd beek

1551,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1116, day-between-2-Ts,  26  6. 24

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds  Bring It On   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X92xDcGuk1M

Wha time ya got  please

Threethirtyseven.

                   Let’s canwe . can we call it threethirtyeight? I’m not a fan of seven, too angular, sharp.

Fishing hooks spearhead harpoon

Seeyeah yes, seven isn’t attractive.

Eight

Eight.  We’ll call it threethirtyeight.

I can roll with tha

                          Soah    Woudya eat an eight

perplexed creptcross his features  wha a puss

Eat an eight

             Laplick gnawnibble gobble  chew    Ate

through the persisting veil

                            You mean a lemniscate?

If I meant tha I woud have said tha no

                                           A roundbottom eight  I woud

persisting

           You would?

Arya kiddin medefinitely

                         

persisting

           What are you talking about?

I aint talkinbout numbers an symbols ya thick

                                                  An eight eat an eight

if his perplexed miasma grew any denser  FUCK

Youre not in the game

No.

     I guess I’m not.

a bird squawked overhead

                             Tell me thawas a flying monkey to complete this unreality

looked at him

              looked like his head had turned into a dandelion puffball

  fitting

toss in a White Rabbit Alice hot on his heels

theyd be right at home

1538 actually1537,  Monday,  24  6. 24

0928,  day-between-2-Ts,  26  6. 24

hes heard braying asses before but few can compete with either Jesse Watters or Greg Gutfeld

hell use Gutfelds mouth for his purposes

13June 2024  on FOX

                         its not News therefore he calls it FOX propaganda disinformation misinformation is not News

on FOX  The Five

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hKVpBziNo4

16:45 minute-mark Gutfeld spews

                                     “Let’s say by some weird, miraculous chance we don’t see coming, given Trump’s ahead, given a 66% chance of winning, looks like he’s gonna get the Electoral Count, and Joe still wins (are they really on first name basis – thad be miraculous), well then what do you do after you win? How do you convince anyone that’s real? Have they even thought of that? Like even the Dems behind the scenes better hope he doesn’t win because no one is going to believe it.”

Gutfeld Watters Republicans MAGA schlemiels they really ought to revisit History shut their pieholes

updated 8Nov 2016 Clinton has 45.7% chance of winning  Trump 41.8%

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/if-clinton-had-won/

“How do you convince anyone that’s real?”

Trumps victory wasnt challenged despite him crying the 2016 Election was fixed

later claimed 2020 was fixed

is claiming to 2024 election will be fixed

    the fix?

              tempt him he knew the fix

howbout someone arrange a hot shot for former

                                                    a vitamin boost

would he be sorry

lets say this

              eachanevery morning he wakes resolutely checks the newsfeed on his iPhone hoping to read former

the entertainer  has croaked                     

would express no sympathies

1718,  2sday,  25  6. 24

Neil Young  Needle and the Damage Done  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYY87VEQtRM

You know Silver honey.

I do  However Manuka honey was recommended . .

. . There’s that in silver honey. 

Yes

     Manuka  Tea tree   Melaleuca

Antibacterial antioxidant anti-inflammatory

Who knew

   Who told you?

Same day My daughter my witchy girlfriend

So, a coincidence.

No such thing

There is.

For you an youre welcome Knock yourself out

Everybody accepts coincidences.

   Everybody

                 But meaah  incorrect  Before the Big Bang author Laura Mersini-Houghton  We agree

She doesn’t believe in coincidences?

No

    You have the book youll read it  Gird your loins

Gird.  Who says that?

In my wheelhouse

                    The anti-inflammatory aspect of Manuka has provento this point beneficial  Learned long ago tha inflammation is my nemesishas its way with me Skeletally Im fucked As a kid when my family assumed the lotus position staggered around the livingroom on their knees  my legs don work like tha

At the time I was embarrassed but as Dirty Harry said A mans got to know his limitations

I embrace mine Im grateful Harry appeared when he did

Grateful. A movie.

You an ingrate

                 Film books art authors painters philosophers historians scientists politics sport heroes  Knowledge can find its way like water if not dammed  Path of least resistance  Ive been wrought pounded split cracked crosshatchedlittered with capillaries

You

I like to think I am.

   Believings better than thinking

Discount wishful thinking

      

1840,  Sunday,  23  6. 24

1336,  2sday,  25  6. 24

Dirty Harry  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2JnCXvm_Qc

MAGAINO

VP vice president

                 Trojan horse a ringer 

take a few steps backstep away

someone compliant

                      a mollifier

required MAGAdeviant

                        maybe   socalled RINO  Republican in name only   a MAGAINO

sooooooo . . . .

                concedesagrees to be formers VP  formers mental acuity slips in The White House

VP utilises The 25th Amendment  Cabinet votes with him  removes former

                                                                                Viola

gamedgains the Presidency without spending a dollar without campaigning

then turns out theyre a vivacious true Republican

                                                     puts the Party back in Republican theres only the Democratic Party now

restores meaningful debate policy discussions compromise to the Republic

kills the cult of Celebrity

maims the cult of Power

   he was prone to dreaming

                                maybe this scenario is nothing more than dreamscape

he was also prone

                      Ifya cant take a joke – fuckya

1538,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1223,  2sday,  25  6. 24

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